I Was Recently Crowned The Best Blowjob In The Business. Which Business? The Dick Sucking Business. I'm Extremely Proud Of This Title. From Losing My V-card At 6 Years Old To Watching Every Hour Of Real Sex On HBO And Their Other Classic Hit Cathouse...I Can't Help But Be Proud Of My Return Business And Current Status. I Was Hoping Beyond Hope This Will Be The Summer I Wont Have Scarred Up Bloody Knees. I Really Do. I Used To Have Such Gorgeous Legs That My One Time Serious Boyfriend Big Poppa Loved So Much. He's Literally Rub His Thick Jewish Penis All Over My Stems Or Scallions As We'd Call Em.
Like Courtney Love Said About The Difference Between Sex With Her And Pamela Anderson ( At Her Roast) Something Along The Lines Of.... "Pamela Is The Girl You Wished You Can Fuck And She (Courtney Love) Was The Girl You Wish No One Knows You've Fucked."
Regardless Courtney Has Bagged Some Famous Rich Dudes And None Of Them Seem To Have Their Cock Shrivel Up And Die By Courtney's Presence.
Do I Have That Kind Of Stigmatize Towards Me?
Probably.
Do I Give A Flying Fuck?
No I Haven't. Because I Have A Great Time And So Do My Partners.
Shit Even The Guys I Told About My Recent Crowning Were More Then Happy To Give A Testimonial. If That's Not Lust For Your Slut I Don't Know What Is.
But At The End Of The Day I Will Be Willing To Keep My Title Until Amy Force Amy Comes To Town I'd Be Happy To Give My Crown Over To Her....She's Fucked Over 20,000 Men. If That's Not Crown Worthy Then I Need To Get My Priorities Right.
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