MAH LIFE

I've Been Completely Distracted On My Real Life That I Haven't Really Done Anything Productive In Weeks. Does That Make Sense? Here's A List Of Things I've Been Obsessed With Since We've Last Talked My Little Lovelies.




Justin Bieber Is Working The Whole Ying Yang Twins/ Justin Timberlake Whispering In The Mic Right Here. He Sings About Being Your Man And Something About Buzz Light Year In Your Pussy. I Don't Know I Rarely Pay Attention Because When I'm Blasting This Song At My Girlfriends House There's Multiple Things Going On. From Me Laughing Like Whoopi Goldberg In The Lion King Or My Girls Brother Screams How He'll Never Be Anywhere As Good As Justin Timberlake. He's Right. He'll Be Better. Seriously If Justin Bieber Is In An Oscar Winning Movie I Deserve A Huge Donkey Punch In The Face For Predicting It.




DRAG QUEENS! Latrice Royale Is The Last Black Bitch Standing And Not Only That She's Proved Big Girls Have Staying Power In The Business. This Video Is Basically My Life. Not Seriously I Sit Around Talking Shit About Other Divas Until They Knock On My Door To Drink Absolute Vodka Signature Cocktails.

Justin Bieber Is A Biter

I Consider My Fashion Choices To Be As Important As Politic Decisions In Congress. Now It's Come To My Attention America....That Canadian Native Justin I'm Not The Daddy Bieber Is Biting On My Current Fashion Trend. Now How Do I Know This? Because This Trend Is Pretty Hard To Miss If You See Me. It's DECORATIVE SOCKSSSSSSSS. 
How's My Oprah Impression? A Little To Iron Chef Secret Ingredient? Yeah I Was Afraid Of That. I'm A Big Shopper At The Legendary Sockman In The East Village. I Used To Live Down The Block From It. When I Wasn't Spending My Spare Change On A Falefal From Mamouns I'd Buy A Pair Od Crazy Tights From The Sockman. But It's Hard To Deny How Fucking Cold It Is....I've Recently Decided To Not Die.....So Instead Of Nothing But Tights And Stocking I've Boosted My Sock Draw With Socks Instead Of NYC Condoms And Random Toys. (Real Toys Not Sex Toys)

Justin That Cutie With The Awkward Jesus Tattoo On His Calf...(Jesus Is Staring At Justin's Ass) Has Been Covering Up Those Toned Puppies With........YOU GUESSED IT DECORATIVE SOCKSSSS.

Think Pink

So I'm Not Going To Address That Justin's Perfume Looks Much Like LOLA By Marc Jacobs. What's The Point? Yes They Look Similar. But Justin When That Extra Mile To Make His Flower Topper To His Perfume Look Like A Blooming Onion Vagina. I Have No Issues With It. I Give This Kid Credit.....He's Like This Is My Favorite Scent And I Want All My Bitches To Smell Like This.

17 Is Legal Right?

By The Way.....Happy Birthday Justin!

Not Only Is He Into Older Women He's Canadian. You Know What That Means Selena......HEALTH CARE!