KIERA'S KITTY KORNER Vol 4

Can I Kiss Your Pussy?

Credit Goes To 40 oz

Another 40 oz 

Esty

Kitty Nerd

Camelepard Also Known As A Giraffe

Zaharia Prozzy Turned Catwalk Model

Princess Lai Kitty

Renew, Reuse, Recycle!

I've Recently Become Obsessed With The Idea Of Resource Warehouses. Thanks To The Rumored Cancelled Show The Nate Burkas Show I've Become More Aware Of Resourcing. I've Always Love The Idea Of Reusing Old/ Vintage Items. My Mother And Myself Are Complete Pack Rats (Colorful Way Of Saying Hoarding) I Discovered This Great Website http://bigonjunk.com/ Of A Self Taught Artist That Dumpster Dives To Find Amazing Disguarded Items And Turns Them Into Epic Pieces Of Art.

After One Of The Pins On My Toilet Broke. Then I Remember Artsy Toilet Decorating. This First Came To Light In My Life When Action Star (Can I Say That?) Shia LaBeouf Spoke About His Passion. I've Always Loved Shia. 2 Major Reasons Why And No It Has Nothing To Do With The Fact To Brought Megan Fox To The Boneyard.  Firstly His Name Means "Thank God For The Beef" In Two Other Languages That I'm Too Lazy To Google. (Is Google Is Blacked Out? Once You Go Black You....) Secondly He Told A Story About His Dad's Ball Hanging Out Of His Shorts On Shia's First Date. AH MAZE ZING. If My Dad Was Still Alive I'd Hope He's Just Land Around The Beach With One Ball Out At Cooper's Beach As Hot Babes Walked By. You Know Why? Because My Was A Veteran, He Fought In A Foreign War AND WHY CAN'T An AMERICAN HERO Go Free Ballin In This Day N Age? I'm Not Saying My Dad Would Really Be Like This But I Wouldn't Poo Poo The Idea Of Him Being Like That.

Back To My Future Ex-Hubby Mr. Beef, Back in 2008 He Got Into A HUGE Car Crash...Remember? I Do. It Was The Day The Sweet Disney Louis Steven Died And Cigarette Smoking, Knife Holding, Punch First Ask Questions Later Shia The A-Grade Beef LaBeouf Was Born....

{Hollywood reporter Janet Charlton claims that Shia's arts and crafts moneymaker came tumbling out of his truck the morning of his fateful rollover accident.

Charlton writes: "The street around his accident was strewn with his gym bag, hot pizza in a box, and several brand new toilet seats."} This Little Ditty Is From M&C

So After Cruising The Net I Found This Killer Artist Stuart Haygarth. His Speciality Is Chandeliers Made From Junk.

Recycled Eye Glass Lenses

Love Him Not

Here Are Some Gift Ideas For The Ones Your Porking This Holiday Of False Promises. If You Receive Another Pair Of Sexy Dice From Duane Reade I'm Assuming Your Brown Star Fish Isn't As Sweet As It Used To Be. Here Are Some Of My Favorite Things...But Unlike Oprah I'm Not Giving These Items Out For Free Baby.

This Silver Anatomical Heart Locket Can Open Any Girl's Legs......Can Be Found At Shanalogic

This Plush Heart Will Put A Smile On Anyone's Face....Available At Fredflare

This Necklace Reminds Me Of My Childhood. Not Because It's From The Disney Couture Line. But The Fact I Got Stabbed In The Heart From A Careless Lover. Sure I Was Only 5 And He Shouldn't Have Been Running With Scissors.....But He Was The Only Certified Doctor In Our Little Game.

I've Heard Of A Love Gun Before....But These Aren't The Kind Of Babies I'm Used To Seeing As Ammunition.

I Don't Enjoy People Doing Weird Things To My Food. Especially Since I Only Eat Once Every 3 Days Now. But When I Do Eat I Do Love Breakfast Foods. But These Pieces Of Jewelery Says...."Baby I Know You Love Diamonds But This Fake Waffle Comes With A Silver Spoon"

I'd Love This Much More If They Were Panties.....

Those Are Just Some Gift Ideas. Minus The Flowers,KY Jelly That Sets Your Groin On Fire And Edible Panties. I Did That Once. I Brought A Pair Of Edible Undies For My Older BF When I Was In High School. He Got Drunk, Went Into My Room Found Them With His Other Gifts....Came Out Into The Crowded Kitchen Only Wearing A Beanie And The Passion Fruit Pantalones....It Wasn't Until I Heard My GF's Screeching In Horror Did I See Him Dancing Around In My Dining Room. One Girl Started To Cry Because It Was The First White Pee Pee She Ever Saw. Bad Enough He Had Red Pubes.....Probably The Worst/BEST Present EVER! Yumm Memories.