Showing posts with label Birds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Birds. Show all posts

Friday, May 6, 2011

Wanna Come Home With Me?

I've Been Really Sick Due To Allergies And Stress. Taking Time Off From Work And Other Responsiblities I've Spent A Much Needed Time In Bed Like Mad Madame Mim.



Like Mad Madame Mim I Hate Sunshine And Everything Wholesome.....I Prefer Having A Pale Glow And Dark Bags Under My Eyes. But My Family Suggested I Get Out And Get Some Real Vitamin D. I Mean I Spend Hundreds Of Dollars On Vitamins Online Just To Stay Inside...That's Because I Want To Have China White Skin Like Dolly Parton. My Whitening Face Wash Has Given Me Back Years...(I'm Pretty Sure There's Stem Cells In There). If I Could Hold My Breath Underwater I'd Let Those Pedicure Fish Eat The Dead Skin Off My Face. But The Salon I Went To Says We'd Have To Do That Procedure "After Hours".

Speaking Of Fish I Went To Petco. I Really Want A Pet Octopus Or Codfish. But Apparently I'm Not Smart Enough To Keep It Alive. Oh Really? I Saw 60 Frogs In A Plastic Trash Can In Chinatown. Sure They Might Not Be Happy But They're Alive Aren't They? Until Some Hungry Family Buys Them For Food Which Is NARLY. If A Chinese Man With Grey Hair Growing Out Of His Ears & Nose Can Keep Sea Creatures Alive I Totes Can Too!

Here's Some Pics And A Video I Made From My Adventure....In Petco

Stinky Albino

Gossiping Birdies

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