Your So HOT!

Dave Franco Is A Total Babe. I Remember When I Watched Superbad And Saw Him As The Soccer Player That I'd Totes Bone Him. I Want To Bring Him To The Bone Yard So Bad. He Almost Looks Like Every Actor That's Played Stiffler's Little Brother.  I Wanna Lick Those Perfect Eyebrows As He Motorboats My Sweet Asian Titties.

You're So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco from Dave  Franco

Happy Birthday Britney!

As You Should All Know It's My Baby B's Birthday......I Love Britney As Much As The Next Gay Man Does. She's Been A Huge Part Of My Life And The Lives Of All My Friends. It Was Only A Few Years Ago That The Gang And I Celebrated With Her At Good Morning America. Not Only Did We By Pass Secrutiy, Lines And Showed Up An Hour Late But Was Personally Walked In By Larry Rudolph Himself. (Her Manager) It Was A Sweet Day. As The Rest Of The Gang Went Out All Night Dec 1st I Stayed Home And Slept....I Still Can't Believe I Did That.

Girlfriends Had Some Bad Fashion Moments,Bad Marriages, Bad Vageene Shots Including C-Section Scar And Let's Not Forget Cheating On Justin Timberlake, Shaving Her Head, Locking Herself In The Bathroom With Her Son,Dating That Creepy Middle Eastern Guy, And That Other Creepy Guy And That Loser "Cousin" Alley Sims....Yeah Alley I Remembered You. OMG And Her Little Sister Dropping The Ball By Being Pregnant.

Britney Still Kills It. She's Like The Female Michael Jackson In The Tabloid Sense Of Things And I Still Respect Her For Being A Honking Tonk Singer With Two Failed Restaurants. I Love All The To Her. The Good, The Bad And The Bat Shit Overweight Cowboy Boot Wearing Weave Monster.





To The Memories! To The Future! To Britney Spears The Greatest

Liquid Lust

Andrew Garfield For Band Of Outsiders

So This Andrew Garfield Guy Is Hot. Not Like Chace Crawford Hot. Not Like Michael Cera Hot. But Like I Have Huge Brushy Eyebrows And British Accent Hot.

Andrew Is In Two Upcoming Films. The Social Network And Never Let Me Go. Which Have Both Received Some Critical Buzz. But Let's Be Frank I'm Probably Only Going To Bootleg One Because It Has Violent Screaming In The Preview. Let's Not Forget He Was Chosen To Be The New SPIDERMAN! Which Is Fantastic Because The Old Franchise Sucked. I Watched The Second Movie When I Twisted And I Realized How Terrible It Was. I Ranted About It For 45 Mins Until It Ended Then Cried Because I Hate Kristin Dunst's Teeth. But I Hope Andrew's New Take On Peter Parker Will Be Hot. Like Shoot Me In The Face With Warm Sticky Web Fluids HOT.

I Honestly Think He Could Be The Next Rob Pattinson,Meaning He'll Date One Of His Hot Costars, End Up In Tabloids For Cheating And Die In The Latest Harry Potter. My Emotions Are Already Running A Muck On Me. Why Andrew? WHY?!

Give Me Those Big British Brows!

7th Heaven Wasn't Just a Show

Growing Up There Were Some Boys That Were Splashed Across The Covers Of Teen Beat and J14. But For Me There Were Only a Few Boys That Really Did It For Me As a Young Girl Desperate For Love. Maybe It Was My Obsession With His Cheek Bones and Amazing Jawline But We All Know I'm An Eyebrows Lady. David Gallagher Better Known As Simon Camden From The Aaron Spelling Hit 7th Heaven. But Those Eyebrows Will Forever Haunt Me. Plus He's Totally The Voice Of My Favorite Video Game Character Riku From Kingdom Hearts. Maybe I Secretly Wanted To Turn Him Bad...All That Christian Moral Stuff Really Does It For Me.(Also Check Out My Other Blogs About My Obsession With Eyebrows...This One....And This One oh And This One)

How Cute Is That Mushroom Cut?



Perfect Jawline, Flawless Eyebrows = DREAM BOAT!



David Trying To Grow Facial Hair
David Posing For a College Sketch Class....



Not Only Does He Look Like a Douche Bag In This Photo But He's a Douche Bag That Matches...."Your Welcome For The Gun Show"

Nothing Says Serious Actor Like Teen Choice Awards And American Eagle Jeans.



When I Close My Eye I See Him Like This.

Eyebrows GONE Horribly WRONG

Chola Eyebrows Fresh Out of Prison


Myspace Chola Eyebrows
Wannabe Eyebrows

The Eyebrow-Mustache Combo

Unfortunate Eyebrow Mishap to a Cute Girl...(Advice Grow Them Out and RESHAPE RESHAPE RESHAPE)Burning Man EyebrowsThe Angry Grandpa


Over Glam Tranny Eyebrows (Jeffree Star You Need a Different Look Girl)

Long Island Eyebrows (The Couple That Waxes Together Wear Brown Paper Bags Over Their Heads While They Fuck Each Other)Joey ugh Joseph Lawrence Eyebrows (Notice The Over Waxed Fem Look)

Recently Tattooed Eyebrows (Nothing Screams Classy Like Tattooed Eyebrows,Scars From an Eyebrow Ring and Awkward Bruises & Pimples)

Flower Child EyebrowsBest in Show EyebrowsNot The Eyebrows of an Innocent Woman

Excellances Need Recognition

Anyone That Knows Me, Knows I Have Sickening Obsession With Eyebrows. Now It's Only Righteous To Acknowledge The Best Eyebrows God Has Delivery Us On This Green Planet....Peter Gallagher. Most Girls Then Grew Up Watching The O.C. in the Mid 2000's Know This Man As Sandy Cohen The Jewish Lawyer From New York. He Loved Surfing Bodious Waves,Bagels, JUSTICE And The American Way. But Most Of Peter's Other Characters Aren't Exactly My Cup Of Tea So Let's Just Go With This Rager I Have For Sandy Cohan Shall We. I Met Peter Christmas 2005. I Was A Young Thespian,(Not To Be Mistaken For Lesbian)Observing Peter Enjoying His Christ Micah...Man Were His Eyebrows Nothing Be GLORIOUS! These Are Presidential Eyebrows


Hot Naked Eyebrow Action (By The Way The Volume Of His Hair Is Giving Me a Lady Boner)Pop Idol Eyebrows


Seriously Who Farted Eyebrows?Eyebrows You Could Marry


Letting Loose at The Strip Club EyebrowsJonesing For Your Next Score Eyebrows Magnificent Morning After Night Long Of Sex Eyebrows


Not Only Chicks Can Have Awesome Arches....