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The Summer Has Ended....And It Was The Summer Of Dontauk......Won't Be Another Until Next Year....Dry Your Tears. You'll Still Get Drunk And Fuck On a Beach For Like 2 More Weeks. I Won't Hold It Against You.

Carbon Copy Of The Season

A Glorious Adventure K&G Fashionista Style

So I Had Been a Raging Team Facelift Fan For Some Time Now. When They Were Performing At Terminal 5 at The Sneakers Pimp Show This Summer. I Kept Checking Ticketmaster Every Hour For When The Tickets Went On Sale. I Copt Two Tickets For Me and Ryland. The Day of The Show Ryland Didn't Feel Like Going. So I Called Up My Girl Gendetta, And She Was So Up FOR The Adventure I Questioned Myself Of Why I Didn't Ask Her In The First Place. She Had Brought The Sex,The Gasolina...a Mix Of Grape Amp,Vodka and I Wanna Say Syrup....It Was A Page For Memory Lane Alright....
So As We're Cruising Up To NYC....It's Raining Mad Hard, Michael Jackson Had Just Passed and It Was Obvious That New York Was Crying For The King. But Luckily Things Got a whole lot Better When We Approached The City.....

Oh Yeah....GORGEOUS! from daddy issues on Vimeo.

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We Checked Out The Scene At Sneakers Pimp Which Was Filled With Michael Jackson Memorabilia. They Had a Few Local Painters Doing Some Epic Pieces In Memory of the Recently Passed Performer. We Caught Some Awesome Kicks and Ran Into Our Pals Over At Don Clothing Selling Some Gear...





After checking Out All The Saucy Gear and Historic Video Game Joy Sticks We Snake Our Way Through The Crowd and Got Up Butt and Personal With The Stage. Speaking of Butts The Dude In Front of Us was Farting Up a Storm... This Dude Was Letting Them Loose Like He Was Christina Aguilera's Queefing Vagina in That Dirty Music Video
Sure There Was a lot of Sneaker Heads There Drooling Over Genny. I'm Pretty Sure People Thought She Was "One of Those Rap Guy's Girlfriends" We Musta Been Stopped Like 7 Times In The First Two Hours Alone...




We Left With a Few Baseball Caps And BULLLSHIT....The Boys Performed After a Few Whack Dj's Bored The Audience To Death They Had Some "Professional Skateboarders" Do Some Tricks...But This Being New York City None Of Them Completed a Trick....(Just Like In Union Sq...Never Seen a Completed Trick).....Finally My Favorite Hunks Dominated The Stage......Team Facelift!!!! Check Their Performance The Boys Are Hilarious and Most Swing States Don't Get Their Vibe But They Crack Me Up And Always Cause The Babes To Drop Those Panties.....Or Pull Out Their Tampon Strings.... I Bugged Out Hardcore......Watching Them And Being a Rampaging Tyrant in a Large Crowd Of Strangers Made My Lady Boner Slice Open My Silk Floral Pants....We Had Been Standing For Hours and All The Other Artist Were NO WHERE insight and it was Getting Super Lame But It Didn't Stop Us From Jamming Out To Some Classic Jams

Gendetta Getting Loose Like Her Name Was Papoose from daddy issues on Vimeo.

The Venue Was Dying Down Like The Fast and The Furious Franchise So We Blew That Popsicle Stand. The Night Was Pretty Epic And The Whole Event Was a Major Michael Jackson Tribute. When We Bounced We Saw This Epic Photo Of Him From a Show He Did in Japan The Summer of 1987...He Was Making Millions Cry Over How Amazing His Dance Moves and voice Was Before I Was Sucking On My Mom's Tit.
Some How We Went at Some House Party Downtown That Had Sexy Erotic Paintings That Were Covered Up With Awkward Black Pieces Of Cardboard But I Knew Better

There's Nothing Like the Monteeeeee

Pj Monte, The Baby Face Hunk Of Don Clothing Celebrated Getting a Little Bit Older with a Few Of His Friends. While There I Was Being Approached By a Few Guys Asking If I Was In Fact @DaddyIssues From Twitter,There I Was Having My Slight Rock Star Moment.It Was Way Better Then "That Girl Walking Out Of The Men's Room With the Dirty Knees"....HA I Kid. So Angelface Monte Was Dressed as One of My 90's Icons Pee Wee Herman and Other Rocked Fur Vest and Flower Pants(I'm STILL Talking About The Guys)I Was Reunited with My Girls Katie & Megan They Danced To Hip Tunes At Su Casa. It Has a Dope Lay-Out but The Speaker System Was Just Too much For My Little Asian Ears To Handle. Luckily They Cut The WOFFER Right Above Our Heads. I Could Actually Kind Of Have a Conversation with My Old Pal Jesse Zorski. We Don't Seen Each Other That Often but When We Do It's Like Fireworks Or Losing Fingers. Here Are Some of My Snapshots