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Holiday Gasp!

That's SNL's Weekend Update's New York Tourist Correspondent Stefan. This Is SNL's Holiday Card. Courtesy Of My Friend TJ Mannix.

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This Was Epic. Pee Wee Is Def The Person I Wanna Party With. He's An ICON And I Loved This So Much. This Whole Episode Of SNL Had Me LOLHAN All Night. I Know The Writers Save Their Best Stuff For A Show Like This And It Was Worth It. As My Friend Miley Cyrus Would Say "It Was Pretty Cool". Pee Wee Is The Best Partner In Crime To Have....Period.

YAY Stefon!

SNL's Weekend Update Has Been An Avenue For Many Break Out Characters. My Favorites From The Past Have Been Drunk Girl, Opera Man, David Patterson And The Gay Couple From New Jersey. But By Far My Favorite Has Been Resident New York City Guide Stefon! He's Like That Club Promoter That Sends You Mass Texts For Those Art Parties At A Loft In Brooklyn That Doesn't Seem To Ever End. Some Jewish Girl From Long Island Is Talking About Her Stepdad's House In Boca. While A Guy Dressed As A Human Carpet Let's Overweight Cokeheads Stomp All Over Him. That's Totes Stefon.

Stefon Is One Of Those Guys That's Always Ready To Party When Your Cat Dies. He'll Bring The Drugs, Finds The Glow Sticks And Endless Supply Of Anal Beads. I Love Stefon. I LOVE HIM! Bill Hader Portrays Him Exquisitely. But I've Met Bill On More Than One Occasion And He Just Looks Like The Grumpiest Man Ever. But I Love Him Regardless. He's A Great Impressionist And Stefon Brings That Old School Charm ,Where Laughing In A Scene Reminds You The Show IS LIVE.

Happy Birthday Britney!

As You Should All Know It's My Baby B's Birthday......I Love Britney As Much As The Next Gay Man Does. She's Been A Huge Part Of My Life And The Lives Of All My Friends. It Was Only A Few Years Ago That The Gang And I Celebrated With Her At Good Morning America. Not Only Did We By Pass Secrutiy, Lines And Showed Up An Hour Late But Was Personally Walked In By Larry Rudolph Himself. (Her Manager) It Was A Sweet Day. As The Rest Of The Gang Went Out All Night Dec 1st I Stayed Home And Slept....I Still Can't Believe I Did That.

Girlfriends Had Some Bad Fashion Moments,Bad Marriages, Bad Vageene Shots Including C-Section Scar And Let's Not Forget Cheating On Justin Timberlake, Shaving Her Head, Locking Herself In The Bathroom With Her Son,Dating That Creepy Middle Eastern Guy, And That Other Creepy Guy And That Loser "Cousin" Alley Sims....Yeah Alley I Remembered You. OMG And Her Little Sister Dropping The Ball By Being Pregnant.

Britney Still Kills It. She's Like The Female Michael Jackson In The Tabloid Sense Of Things And I Still Respect Her For Being A Honking Tonk Singer With Two Failed Restaurants. I Love All The To Her. The Good, The Bad And The Bat Shit Overweight Cowboy Boot Wearing Weave Monster.





To The Memories! To The Future! To Britney Spears The Greatest

Hip Hop History In Less Than 5 Mins

Before Justin Timberlake Was BBF's With Current SNL Babe Andy Samberg He Was Butt Buddies With Jimmy Fallon. Now I'm Forever Team CoCo When It Comes To Late Night. But Jimmy Has Has Some Funny Shiz Go Down At His Little Show. Here's A Clip That Showcases Jimmy & Justin's Comedy Chemistry.

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