LATRICE ROYALE....

Thai-Tanic

Introducing FUSCHIA!

It's Hard Not To Love Manila Luzon. She's Fierce, Funny And Frank. Her Fashion Sense Is Sickening And Best Part My Girl IS AZN! Loves It. She Puts The Gay In Geisha. I've Been Catching Up On My Drag Race Lately And I Had The Great Please Of Finding The Man I'm Going To Marry. Matt Mcmanus Was One Of The Jocks That Was Transformed Into A Fishy Fishy Sister. And One Of My Favorite Heather's Was Teamed Up With Mcmanus. (I'd Let Put His Mcmanus In My Anus) HA.

So Matt My Future Ex Husband Is Really Fucking Funny. I Fell In Love The Moment He Said "Hard". Then He Continued To Make Me Scream Out Loud With His Body Language And Witty Come Backs. I Want Him To Let Me Dress In Up And Bang Me While He's In Drag. Is That A Little Too Much Info? It's Not Like I Haven't Done It Before. Stop Judging Me.

Entrances Are Everything GIRRRRRRL

I Really Loved This Episode I'm Kinda Pissed I Allowed Myself To Get So Behind On Drag Race. It's Basically My Tranny Bible. If Your Going To Learn How To Be A Fully Tucking Tran Tran Hook Hook Matt Had One Of The Best Teachers.

How Can YOU NOT FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY? He Reminds Me Of These Guys From My High School. They Were The All American Athletes Yet Were So Flipping Funny. Those Two Things Hand In Hand Make Me So Moist. Matt Is Like If Ferris Bueller And Michael Phelps Had A Buttbaby.

Lemme Just Lay Down Some Epic Shots Of Manilla Before I Leave You.

This Is How Nature Should Be Narrated

I LOVE THIS!


Crown Eagle Vs The Water Chevrotain

Happy Woman's Day?

Woman's Day And Fat Tueday Fell On The Same Day This Year. All I Can Really Say Is Hooray For Boobies.
See Now I Celebrated Both!

Self Absorbed

"If You Don't Love Yourself, How In The Hell You Gonna Love Somebody Else?" -Rupaul

Oscar Party!!!!!

Was The Oscars Bad For You Too? Like Too Much Coke....Soft Dick Bad? Apparently They Were So Painfully Boring James Franco Was Tweeting The Whole Time And The Funniest Person There Was A Recovering Stroke Victim.

So The Best Way To Kick Off A Bad Oscar Experience Is To Throw The Perf Party To Avoid The Real Snore-Feast That Was Anne Hathaway's Costume Changes.

Fat Jew Made This How To Throw An Oscar Party Video For E! A Minute Back. His Gift Bags Were So Much Sweatier This Year.

The Fat Jew's Oscar party on E! Daily 10 from The Fat Jew on Vimeo.

Natalie Portman Is Totes Preggo. She Looked Gorg In Plum. Luckily I Stopped Myself From Vomiting With The Thought Of Her Being With Child. Congrats On The Award Not The Baby......

Another Plum Number Was Done By ScarJo. She's Single Now And I Expected Some Crazy Xtina Slut Show. But She Fell Short Of Being Anywhere Of Being Sexy. She Looked Frumpy, Her Underwear Was Beyond Visible, And Her New Post Break Up Hair Cut Is Appalling.

Mila Looked Fab In This Romantic Number Last Night. Showing Off Her Post Ballerina Bod.

Amy Adams Looked Like A Chinese Empresses From The 1920's That's Passed Out In An Opium Den Jade Included.

Jenny From Dawson's Creek Looked Like Mia Farrow Pre Adopting A Million Babies For A Mini Soccer Team.

Apparently Anyone Can Be A Country Singer These Days Because If Gwyneth Can Make It Look Easy Then It's Definitely Easy. She's The Same Broad That Teachs People How To Cook On Her Site GOOP And You Know That Girl Never Really Cooks For Herself.

Celine Dion Is Crazy. Like Batshit Crazy. She Was Seen Barking On Oprah Like A Week Ago. We All Know It Wasn't Due To Birthing Twinsie....Ewah. But She Looked Gorg In My Thai Mother's Wedding Dress From 1976. Her Singing Killed Lena Horne Twice.

Ok We Get It Your Australian!

So Mandy Moore Sucked During Her Song. I Really Wanted Her To Bust Out With Her Hit "Candy" But Instead Chuck Killed It And She Looked Like She Was Forcing Her Look.

Hailee Steinfeld Didn't Win But She Had Stolen My Heart With This Dress. Plus She Solidified My Hatred Towards Lea Michelle.

Halle Berry I Get It Your Black And Have An Oscar.

Hilary Swank I Get It You Have A Penis And Have An Oscar.

Heidi Klum And Eric Robert's Daughter Look Amazing At Elton John's Party. By Amazing I Mean Like They Were Dressed By The Gay Mafia To Look Like Disco Balls.

Dear Melissa Leo, Thanks For Dropping An F Bomb Last Night...But Could You Return My Kitchen Floor. It's Looking Bare Without The Ceramic Tiles.

Charlize Theron Needs To Stop Killin Lionfish To Make Her Oscar Party Dresses.

Cate Blanchett Was One Of My Favies Presenters. Her Dress Looks A Little Matronly/ Lady Gaga Pearl Outfit With Pee....Meaning I Loved It.

Jennifer Lawerence Really Nailed It On The Head With This Calvin Klein Collection Dress. And By "It" I Mean All The Hearts Of Gays Everywhere.

Ok JHud. The First Movie You Were In You Gained 50lbs And Got An Oscar. Now That Your Skinny Does That Mean I Can Take It Back?

Your A Single Mother Banging Ryan Reyolds. You Go Sandra Bullock You Go! No Seriously Get The Fuck Out Of My Face.

Penelope Just Got Married And Had A Baby. Just Like Her Ex She's Hiding Her Baby's Identity For A Record Breaking 184 Days Until Those Scientist Can Manufacture An Alien Baby. So After A Few Years Of Being A Beard To A Closeted Gay Man You'd Think She'd Gain Some Fashion Sense Right? Instead She Looks Like A Show Girl From 1960. I Heard This Frock Was Vintage As In The Hooker That Frank Sinatra Shot Was Buried In This And Someone Dug It Up In Time For The Awards.

Selieber Were Caught Smooching. Somewhere In Middle America An 11 Year Old Girl Is Cutting Herself In Her Basement Or That 3 Year Old Girl Finally Died From Beiber Fever.

Reese Witherspoon Looked "Elegant" And When I Say That...I Mean You Look Like A Prom Queen Reject From 2004. Plus You Looked A Lot Like This Bitch....

Don't Be A Drag Just Be A Queen

So This Video Of A Little Asian Boy Dressed In Drag Doing Christina Aguilera's "Show Me How You Burlesque" . Many Parents Are In Uproar Over The Boy's Parents For 1) Allowing Their Son To Do Drag 2) Record It 3) Post It Online For The Masses To Judge. I Think This Is Great. He's Having Fun And Doing A Great Job Strutting His Stuff! He's Adorable. He's Basically My Dream Son, Asian, Gay And A Drag Performer. OMG Where Can I Find More Of You??? The Only Problem I Had With This Was The Fact It's A Christina Aguilera Song. She's Been On My Shit List For A Number Of Years.



Dear Little Boy,

I Think It's Wonderful Your Performing And That Your Parents Are Embracing You For Who You Are. I Love You. Never Let Anyone Else Tell You Differently You ARE A Super Star To Me

Love

DaddyIssues

As Yara Sofia From RuPaul's Drag Race Said "It's So Good But It's So Gay"

Misty Meaner

My Girl Misty Knows How To Kill It. While Performing During Her Weekly Show At Vig 27 At Her Party MEANER HARDER LEATHER She Gave Us Some Spice. Every Year On The Day Heath Ledger Died We Get Together And Remember Him The Best Way WE Can. Dressing In Drag And Taking Pictures.

Babes And Toyland

Toy Thailand from joerg on Vimeo.

I Came Across This Amazing Video On Vimeo. My Family Is From Thailand And I've Been There Twice Before The Tsunami In 2004. The First Time I Visited I Had A Buzz Cut. My Family Thought I Was Boy. So Them Lifting Up My Shirt And Looking Down My Pants Didn't Seem So Awkward. But My Therapist Is Constantly Reassuring Me It Was.

The 2nd Time I Went There I Went With My Whole Family But My Mom. I Spent Majority Of The Trip With My Favorite Aunt Looks Like The Asian Michael Jackson. I'm Like 99 % Sure She Met Her 70 Something Year Old British Husband On A "Date".

I Got A Massive Tattoo Done On My Back, 13 Piercing And Dyed My Hair An Obscene Color Of Orange All In One Afternoon.

I Love Being Thai And My Filthy Underground Culture And Desperately Want To Go Back Soon.

PS. There's A Great Chance When I Was Drunk I Said I've Been There Like 8 Times And Was Born There And Majority Of My Cousins Are Lady Boys. But Can You Blame Me? I'm A Great Story Teller.