Showing posts with label Bill Clinton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill Clinton. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Hello My Lovlies
I've Been A Little MIA With The Internet For A Hot Minute. Don't Be Worry My Little Pretties. I Wasn't In A Bangkok Prison Learning New Crafts Like Basket Weaving. That Was The Summer Of 2004. I Did Travel A Bit. I Did Adquire Some Fantastic New Friends On The Way And Great Stories That Will Last Me Until My Two Front Teeth Pop Outta My Face From My Abusive New Girlfriend In 2032. The Way I See It.....I'll Go On A Major Rampage The Day Bill Clinton Dies. I'm Predicting He'll Die While Having Sex With Me. Please Enjoy This Little Ditty From A Very Under Rated Band Cake
Friday, February 18, 2011
Dear Bill
 |
| Answer My Calls! |
You Ignored Me All Last Summer. And The Weather Is Getting Nicer. It's Just Making Me Gear Up For Our True Reunion. I Love You So Much. Your Always Be The Sexiest Man In My Eyes. I'll Even Wear A Beret And Blue Blazer.
 |
| Look At Those Hands |
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
