We Are The Champions.....AGAIN

Last Night Was A Blast....If You Enjoy Live Tweeting And Harassing People. I Really Didn't Watch The Game...It Was More About The Ads And Madonna. It Was A Huge Year For Dog Ads....From The Fat Dog Doing Human Things For VW, The Dog Singing Darth Vader's Theme Music And The Bud Lite "Here We Go" Beer Fetching Dog.  Dogs ARE SOOO IN THIS SEASON.

Madonna's Performance Was Ummmm Relevant? It Was Like Watching A 53 Year Old Woman Perform The Half Time Show. There Was A Lot Of Unnecessary Flips And Sitting On People's Shoulders.....As My Friend's Mom Said "That Part Where She Disappeared In The Smoke Like The Wicked Witch Of The West Was My Favorite Part". Madonna Should Have Done This 15 Years Ago Before Her Kids And Her Career Was Unstoppable. The Show Was Great Don't Get Me Wrong. It Was Just Painful To Watch....She Didn't Have As Many Technical Issues Like The Black Eye Peas Did.


Anyway The Commericals Were Ehhhh...But I Loved The Fact The Giants Won. New York Deserves To Be Winners. It Wasn't A Jets Win But It's A Win.....

Shit New Yorkers Say

I Love This. I Love This More Then My Bette Midler Poster......My Favorite Line Has To Be "Do You Smell Maple Syrup?" Because There's Always That Awkward Smell In The Humid Spring-Summer Months...Right? I Mean I'm OBVI Not The Only One.

Where Are My Feet Suppose To Take Me

Here's One Of My Favorite New York Bands GONZO JONES Playing A Personal Anthem Of My Life.   These Funky Guys Are Phenomal Performers And Musicians. I Used To Dropped Everything With Little To No Money Hop The Train. Party All Night At One Of Their Shows....Crawl Back Onto The LIRR
And Work At 10 AM In East Hampton. Smelling Like Scott Disick's Balls...Which I Imagine Would Smell Like Foreign Oils, Sweat And Vodka.

I Love EB, Erik, Donovan And Of Course Chris With That Glorious Fro.

Fresh Sliced Deli Meats

Hip Hop History In Less Than 5 Mins

Before Justin Timberlake Was BBF's With Current SNL Babe Andy Samberg He Was Butt Buddies With Jimmy Fallon. Now I'm Forever Team CoCo When It Comes To Late Night. But Jimmy Has Has Some Funny Shiz Go Down At His Little Show. Here's A Clip That Showcases Jimmy & Justin's Comedy Chemistry.

Thanks SVU

Last Night's Law & Order: SVU Returned With A Cringe-Worthy Premier. For Two Hours I Endured Pediphilia Treasure Chest Of Hardcore Christopher Meloni. Joan Cusack Guest Starred In The First Hour As An Over Controling Foster Mother Who Lost Her Bio-Daughter 10 Years Prior To Her Foster Daughter Running Away. Of Course There Was Some "Rapery" Tinge Sprinkled All Over The Episode. But I Can't Really Reveal If Anyone Really Was. Well The Foster Daughter Mack Wasn't. But She Made It Seem Like She Was By Using Terms Like Wrestling, Things Are Inside Me, And They Hurt Me.

SOOOO We Spend Majority Looking For A Mystery Rapist That Lured Her To Runaway To Grand Central. I Know When I Was 10 And Talking To Older Men Online They'd Always Tell Me To Ditch Home School And Piano Lessons To Hop On A Jitney To Become A House Wife.

Mackenzie Escapes Her Smother To Grand Central And Meets Eric Webber. Eric Webber Is Played By Henry Ian Cusick. Of Course He's Famous For Being Desmond Hume From The Addictive Show Lost. Alright Away When The Detectives Find Mack With Eric They Assume He's The Molester Pester. Long Story Short He Wasn't. But Mack Was Being Mistreated By Her Adoptive Parents Because They Were Dressing Her Up To Look Like Their Missing Daughter. Dyed Her Hair, Got Her A Nose Job And Got One Of Those Missing Dog Microchips Inserted Into Her Arm Outta Love.

The Missing Daughter Ella Was Found At Some Hick Town Shack Upstate With Some Hillbilly That Made Her His Wife When She Was 10 Years Old.

In The 2nd Episode Some Crazy Shard Went Down. Eric Webber Returned As Some Concerned Anti-Rape Figure. We Learned In The Previous Episode That His Sister Grace Was Rape When He Was 16 Years Old (She Was 9) Then A Few Months Later She Hung Herself. So He Pledged To Always Protect Young Girls From Anymore Predators. He Even Scouted Out Other Rapists By Hacking Their Computers, Updating Twitter To Snitch On Rapist And Teaching Kids Karate. Great Guy Right?

Eric Catches That Guy That Was Attacking Little Girls In Kips Bay By Illegaling Hacking Their Computer. The Dude Was A Registered Sex Offender But Who Isn't These Days? After This Creep Gets Attacked By A Cop And Released He Steals His Car From His Pregnant Girlfriend And Hightails It Into A Questionably Bad Parked Mac Truck. Guess What Happened? It Blew Up. Right There, Infront Of The Court House On LIVE Tv. Cased Closed. Wipe Your Hands Of The Dirty Deeds.

NOPE

Ends Up Eric Webber Was The Rapist All Along And His "Dead Sister" Grace Wasn't Even Dead But Alive, Old And Angry For Being Raped By Her Hot Brother.

Thanks Dick Wolf.

You Ruined My Desmond. After 5 Years Of Dedicated Love You Turn Him Into A Creep!

Well Now That I'm Thinking It Over I'm Not Really Mad. I'm Kinda Into The Idea That He Photographs Girls While He Rapes Them. I Mean Who Does Snap A Phone Pic While Doing The Nasty Anyway?

The SkinNy

Who Needs The Kardashians Or Whitney Port When You Have Joanna And Rachel? They're Hot, Single And Love Dick More Than I Do. "It's "The Hills" Meets Cheap Vodka & a Buffet!"  More Like "The City" Meets a Room Temperature Big Mac & a Bad Blow Job.