Showing posts with label Easter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Easter. Show all posts

Sunday, April 4, 2010

WASP Halloween



It Seems Like Over The Years Easter Has Become More and More of a Candy Lover's Paradise Filled with Chocolate Bunnies & Marshmallow Peeps. I'm Not Really Apart of the Church Going Crowd, I'm Certainly No Maude Flanders. But Easter Has No Meaning to Me or The Children I Secretly Stalk. It's Probably the Only Time of the Year that Dirt Covered Knees On White Stockings is Acceptable. Egg Hunting Used to Be a Sporting Event But Now It's Seems like There's No Losers Except Diabetics. Here's Your Basket of Nail Polish,Matchbox Cars,Plastic Dreams and Stale Marshmallow Parts...........(50% off ALL EASTER CANDY TOMORROW)