Ever Been Super Amped About Something and Have It Turn Out Terribly Wrong? Like Losing You Virginity? You Think It's Gonna Be Awesome and Then it Turns Out To Be a Sad Experience? Like All The Work To Sneak Out, Shave, Teeth Whitening, and Lip Waxing Was All For 5 Mins of Grunting, Sweat Dripping into Your Eyes and Twigs in Your Hair. You Know Uneventful? Well That Happen to Me Really Recently, Except For a Movie I was SUPER Pumped to See. It's Called Gentlemen Broncos I was Crazy Disappointed About This. This Crock Of Shit Was Made From The Same Team BehindNapoleon Dynamite & Nacho Libre. Gentlemen Broncos Even Had That Ugly Dude Hector Jimenez As Pompous Teen Film Maker. The Trailer Is What Set Me Up For This Awful Monstrosity.
It's Really Hard To Root For Any of The Characters Because Majority Of Them Are Ruthless Assholes. Besides Benjamin (Played By The Babe Kristen Stewart Dumped For Robert Pattinson) and His Character Bronco.Ben Went to a Fantasy Writers Convention Where His Story is Stolen By a Successful Novelist. Ben Gets Used By Everyone That Knows Him Until The Very End. But Even Then I Still Hate Everyone Else In The Story. This Is The Type of Movie That Makes Me Wanna Attack People With a Wiffle Ball Bat While Wearing a Mardi Gras Mask.
Luckily Sam RockwellIs Still Love-able Even As a Tranny.....
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The Film may be rubbish...but Héctor Jiménez is NOT ugly....actually he is kind of...cute. I love his beautiful eyes....and YES, I´m a woman!
I Unintentionally Cause All Sorts of Drama & an All-American Heart Breaker. My Sweater Collection Would Make Punk-Brewster Weep. Liza Minnelli and I Are Currently In The Middle Of a Mammoth Competition For Best Sequined Dresses Collected.
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The Film may be rubbish...but Héctor Jiménez is NOT ugly....actually he is kind of...cute. I love his beautiful eyes....and YES, I´m a woman!
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