Fresh Faced

I'm Sorry My Gays But Madge Isn't Looking Toooo Fresh In This Picture. I Would Formly Like To Thank The Plastic Surgeon That's Encouraging Aging Actresses And Entertainers To Get This AWFUL Cheek Implants. It Doesn't Make You Look Younger But Bloated..... Like An Alcoholic.

HOLY FUCK FACE

Bristol Palin Is Famous For Being The Pregnant Daughter Of A Potential VP Candidate. She's Now The Ambassador Or Something To Some Stupid Campaign For Abstinence. That's Like An Obese Person Campaigning For Anorexia. Anyway Little Bristol Was On Dancing With The Star This Past Fall. And I Believe Kathy Griffin Had Said That Bristol Was The Only "Star" To Gain Weight In DWTS History. Bristol Fired Back Saying Something Like Kathy Was A Bully With Botched Surgery.

I'm Not Anti-Plastic Surgery But Sometimes Doing Too Much All At Once Is A Little Cray Cray When Your In The "Spotlight". I Had No Idea The Swan Was Coming Back To Tv.

Bristol Doesn't Exactly Come From A Strong Educational Background Or Good Genetics. She Does Look Better But She Looks Like The Barbie Verision OF Herself. Girl Who You Fuckin'? You've NEVER Worn Your Hair Like That Or Worn Anything Not Republican Party Approved. (Minus Your AWFUL Dresses On DTWS) I Get It, But Your Never Going To Be A Positive Role Model Ever....Neither Will I But I'm Not Making Bank Pretending Not To Fuck For Money. Lemme Just Finish This Off With Your Too Fucking Young To Get A Brow Lift But You Needed A Chin Like Charlie Sheen Needs To Go Back Into Rehab....BADLY.

The New Jessica Simpson

So I Had A Counsel Meeting With The Faggalas And Trannies. We've Ultimately Decided That This Years Jessica Simpson Award Goes To......***DRUM ROLL PLEASE***


The Chubby Remains Of Christina Aguilera.

From What I Can See She's Really Earned This Award. Not Only Has Her Marriage, Music Career And Short Lived Movie Career Have ALL FAILED. From What She's Most Famous For Has Been Coping Other Famous Woman. From Madonna, Mariah, Marilyn And A Little Unknown Singer Named Lady Gaga.

As Far As I Can See She Still Sings Exactly How She Did When She Was 9 Years Old But Now No One Is Impressed With Her Over Weight Drunk Heaving. Check Out This Clip From X Factor. After The 1st Minute Fast Forward It Towards The 4 Minute Mark. You'll See Christina Struggling To Speak As She Sweats All Over Her Interviewer. With The Wide Shots And Excellent Editting You Could Almost Pass This As A Britney Spears Music Video During The "Black Out" Days.







What's Really Fantastic Is Her Recent News Feeds. Not Only Is She Dating Some Camera Guy From Her Failure Of A Movie....How Julia Roberts Of You. She's Buying Him A New Expensive Car. Because If You Going To Be Her New Butt Boy You Need To Do It In Style.

She Also Was Found Drunk In Closeted Gay Actor Jeremy Renner’s Bed During His 40th Birthday. She Wasn't Invited, Got Sloshed And Passed Out In His Bed While Jeremy Had His Parents And Entourage Downstairs.

But My Favorite Story Is Christina Getting Into A Altercation With Fellow Castmember And Pro Activ Spokesperson Juilanne Hough. Apparently Christina Got Really Into Her Face And Grabbed Her. UGH This Is So Good To Be True. Christina Has Been Known To Be Awful Forever.

I Also Think She's Gotten So Fat She Recently Had Her Implants Removed. They Looked Really Soft And Lack Luster At The Golden Globes.....

This Video Is Amazing...Best Parts Are Towards The End When You See Her Awful Behavior For Yourself. I'm A Really Grateful Person And To See Someone So Self Absorbed Makes Her Failure So Much Better. Can't Wait Til Your The Next Sci-Fi Movie Star Of The Week Like My Girl Debbie Gibson!

Fat Jew Meets The Situation