Happy Birthday Britney!

As You Should All Know It's My Baby B's Birthday......I Love Britney As Much As The Next Gay Man Does. She's Been A Huge Part Of My Life And The Lives Of All My Friends. It Was Only A Few Years Ago That The Gang And I Celebrated With Her At Good Morning America. Not Only Did We By Pass Secrutiy, Lines And Showed Up An Hour Late But Was Personally Walked In By Larry Rudolph Himself. (Her Manager) It Was A Sweet Day. As The Rest Of The Gang Went Out All Night Dec 1st I Stayed Home And Slept....I Still Can't Believe I Did That.

Girlfriends Had Some Bad Fashion Moments,Bad Marriages, Bad Vageene Shots Including C-Section Scar And Let's Not Forget Cheating On Justin Timberlake, Shaving Her Head, Locking Herself In The Bathroom With Her Son,Dating That Creepy Middle Eastern Guy, And That Other Creepy Guy And That Loser "Cousin" Alley Sims....Yeah Alley I Remembered You. OMG And Her Little Sister Dropping The Ball By Being Pregnant.

Britney Still Kills It. She's Like The Female Michael Jackson In The Tabloid Sense Of Things And I Still Respect Her For Being A Honking Tonk Singer With Two Failed Restaurants. I Love All The To Her. The Good, The Bad And The Bat Shit Overweight Cowboy Boot Wearing Weave Monster.





To The Memories! To The Future! To Britney Spears The Greatest

I Still Love This Shit

The Things That Make This Music Video So Bodaciously Epic Are All Here....The Caesar Hair Cuts,Or The Outdated Sideburns with Penis Hair Cuts...And Who Knew Joey Fatone Was Really David Schwimmer's Younger Brother(Fast Forward to 1:50)? The Oversized Collar Shirts With Extra Large Jackets Only Make They're Skinny Bodies Look Prepubescent (which They Were)...The Sexual Dance Moves And Multicolored Yet Matching Outfits SCREAM 1998. The Setting Of a Space Ship Or Space Station Is a Cherry To This Sundaes Of Amazing Stereotypes....VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO



Now That Was Their First Video That They Made While They Were Strictly In Europe...The USA Version Has Some Awesome Notable 1999's Staples Sucha As Sport Jerseys,Dancing In The Rain, Pirate Earrings, Goggles and Tinted Bug Eyed Sunglasses, And Ironically Enough Lance and Joey Are into Water Sports.....





Til This Day I Will Stop Radio Surfing and Belt Out All The Lyrics Of This Song And Any N*Sync Song Until My Face Is Bring Blue......DON'T JUDGE ME!