We Can Make This Work

Dear Kingston Rossdale,

I Know Your Only 4 And That I Am Just Another Cougar In Training Or "Babysitter That Isn't Allowed By Schools Or Public Parks" But I Really Think We Have Something Special. I Don't Drive And Your Strictly On Scooter Or Stroller Hopping. But I Honestly Think I Love You. Your Sense Of Style Is Decades Above Those Other Whack Wanna Be Star Babies And You Really Know How To Rock A Those Expensive Kid Brands.

I Love That Your Blonde But Not Afraid To Show Your Roots That's So Mature Of You. But To Pick Up Other Women Infront Of The Phototags Has Really Jilted Me.

 I Thought What We Had Was Unquiely Ours. If I Had Known You'd Be Playing The Field I Wouldn't Have Invested So Much Of My Heart, NO....MY SOUL Into Devoting Myself To You. I Wouldn't Say I'm Heartbroken But Disappointed Like Any Teacher Would When Her Favorite Pupil Has Stopped Measuring His Penis In His Text Book And Purposely Leave It On Her Desk. I Feel Like Kel Without Keenan, Like When Buffy The Vampire Slayer Left The WB For UPN, Like When Ryan Gossling Stopped Making Young Hercules.....BETRAYED. Kingston I'll Wait For You Not Because In The State Of California Our Relationship Won't Be Legal Until Your Finally 18 But Because Your Mother's Restraining Order Still Holds Up Until 2015.

Twenty 11 I'm In Heaven

Rumor Has It : Pork Edition

There's Some Talk Amongst Artificial Pork Lovers Out There That McDonalds Will Be Bringing Back Their Famous McRib For A Limited Time Offer. Are Your Pants A Little Tighter Already? This Slab Of Pork Is Molded In The Shape Of Ribs, Topped With Pickles, Onions, And Barbecue Sauce. Debuted Back In 1981 This Sandwich Has Since Then Become A  Pop Culture Phenomena Appearing In The Simpsons, Having Several Websites And Groups On Facebook Dedicated To The Obsession For This Sandwich. The McRib Is Like Big Foot, Or A Magical Creature That Only Appears When The Mist Is Just Right At 5 AM In November In A Heavily Wooded Area.

Now McDonalds Will Be Bring Back The McRib For 6 Weeks Nation Wide. Hopefully I Won't Hear Anymore Stories Of People Traveling 10 Hours In Search For This Savory Little Sandwich. There Even Is A McRib Locater But Be Prepared Of False Positive Info On There. So Call In Before You Dedicate Yourself To A 5 Hours Drive To Ohio For A 6 Pack Of Sandwiches That Will Be Available Soon For A Limited Time Offed. Just Buy 100 Of Them And Freeze Them. Or Are You Not A True McRib Lover?

Guess Which Kardashian Is Dating Another Hot Black Man

Ok So 14 Year Old Kendal Jenner Isn't Really Dating Anyone. But Baby Girl Is Looking Like Serious Jail Bait In These Photos For Her Portfolio. So Pedophiles Thank Her Bootylicious Sister Kim For Posting These Photos On Her Blog. She Looks Like 1/4 The Size Of Khloe.