Recap

Halloween Is Over. It's Taken Me This Long To Fully Recover From The Shit Storm I  Caused For Myself. Fall Is The Season Where I Really Shine As A Full Blown Roller Coaster Of A Mess. No Reason To Go Into Details Because I'm Already Over It. But Lemme Describe A Scenerio Of My Emotional Distress Level. It's Like Lindsay Lohan Is Totes Freaking About Jail. I MEAN WE ALL WERE LINDSAY.  She Goes Through All These Motions And She Sentenced To Jail. We All Know Deep DOwn Inside It Means Nothing. She'll Probably Be In There For A Few Hours Tops. (Overcrowding...Seriously?) She's All Tears On Court-Tv Then After A Few Days In The Clink A Few Weeks Under House Arrest She's Back On The Streets With Her Fame Whore Mother Dina Doing THe Same Shiz That Got Her In Trouble. Like Stealing A Gold Necklace Or Stealing An SUV Filled With Guys That Don't Know What's Going On Or Why Amber Isn't Picking Up Her Cell Phone.

People Keeping Saying "Make Good With A Bad Situation" Oh Because Sharing Your Bedbug Infested Blanket With The Other Homelesss Guy That Pissed Himself Would Make Yourself Feel Better. It Won't. Sure The Body Heat Would Be Nice But He Smells Like Old Piss And Purell.

I'm Thankful Halloween Is Over. Family Themed Holidays Are Underway. Just Another Reason To Hate Life. But Atleast There's Good Food Involved And Family Talks.

Here Are My Two Favorite Things From Halloween This Season.





I Need To Get Into A Fucking Dance Class Is The Moral Of This Entry. I Need To Fucking Dance To Creep Halloween Music And Not Spend Another Year In Court.

Faux Gaga

Lady Gaga Has Revealed Her Lastest Tactic To Take Over The World. She's Trade Marketed Some Of Her Classic Looks For Halloween This Year. Unlike Last Year.....There Was An Overwhelming Amount Of Overweight, Jewish Lady Gaga's In NYC. I'm Desperately Hoping This Maybe Another Halloween Trend Like The Joker,Amy Winehouse Or Michael Jackson.

I Like It Raw

I Totes Have Acid Reflux

.....And All My Boyfriends Are Dumping Me. Anyway Katy Perry's Annoying Song "California Girls" Is Still Number 1 On The Charts. Whatever That Means. I Didn't Know Charts Still Existed. So Katy Has Been Bashing St. La Gagacita By Saying Her Latest Video "Alejandro" Was Some What Tasteless. “Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke,” Concerning She's Engaged To Russel Brand This Seems Some What Harsh. They Make Fart Jokes To Each Other All The Time And I'm Pretty Sure His Character In "Get Him To The Greek" Was Wearing a Pope Hat. Katy Has Even Said That Even When Her Boyfriend Does It She Finds It Offense. Um Okay. So Katy & Gaga Both Went To Catholic School So They Both Know What's Okay When Using Religious Visuals, Right?


But Katy You Can Make a Cake Eater's Wet Dream In Your Video And Do Promotional Shots like THIS and It's Okay? I Would Post Katy's Video But I Hate Her Song Like Mel Gibson Loves Blow Jobs....A LOT.

Haus Of Gaga

You Know That I Love You Boy

La La Loo

Bitch You've Got Something In Your Hair..........









First Video Is Was Brought to My Attention Thanks to @yomissb's Twitter......Follow My Girl

I Told You She Didn't Have a Dick.........

In This Kill Bill Inspired Video The Divas Kill Off Everyone From Tyrese To The Semi Precious Weapons....Tres Fab! XOXO DaddyIssues

RING RING

Lady Gaga's Latest Video Telephone Is Always Upon Us.Videophone Was Sexy But Telephone Is Gonna Be Bananas. Tres Fab, Tres Fab.

Poker Her Face

Lady Gaga Mayhem Is Everywhere. The Westminster Dog Show Is Even Using "Paparazzi" For One Of It's Commercials This Year. She's The Biggest Pop Star To Hit In a Mega Long Time And I Applaud Her From Being The Entertainer Aspect Back To Big Performances. Other Artist Are Taking Her Lead To Pump Up The Volume Of Their Stage Shows. It's Really a Shame That The Kanye West/Gaga Tour Didn't Happen. I Feel Like It Would Have Been an Instant Orgasm!


These Tiny Little Fans Probably Don't Understand The Lyrics Or The Controversy That Surround Gaga But We'll Give an A+ For Appearance!

Veike a Japanese Fan Of Gaga's Has Immortalized Her Image and Outfits In Barbie Form....














My Girlfriend Genny And I Were Discussing Lady Gaga Last Night On The Phone. As You All Know I Love Lady Gaga. I Think She's An Innovator And A Musical Genius. Genny Doesn't Really See My Views, Something About Her Having a Penis Or The Fact She Sounds a Little Too Much Like Liza Minnelli Was Bothering Her. Today On The View Mario Cantone Did an Epic Performance Of Liza Doing Poker Face....Fast Forward To The 2:50 Mark On The Clip. http://theview.abc.go.com/video/joys-month-review-january