Summer Time Slampigs Of New York

                                                       (ALWAY GRAB YOUR BEACH ESSENTIALS)

This Past Weekend Marked The Time of The Year Where New Yorkers Invade The Hamptons For BBQ's, Bon Fires and Itchy Sweaty Sunburns. Advice For The Kick Off of The Summer Are Very Important If You Wanna Survive The WASP Trap That Is The Hamptons. 1st Step Should Be Get Yourself Checked Out. STD's Are Sucha Awful Setback But On The Bright Side You Could Always Say Your Wretched Case of Herpes are Bug Bites or Boils. So Wrap It Up No One Wants To Go Home This September With a Stranger's Sperm Donor Baby or Worst a Star Constellation of Herpes on Your Sun Kissed Face.

When Being a Hipster In The Hamptons Always Bring Your Fedora Straw Hat, White Pants,Epic Sunglasses Collection, Loafers and Have Your Porsche Key Chain In Eyes View When Your Leaving Cromers Market With Your Bucket of Chicken So The Counter Girls Give You A BJ For The EZ Pass For The Deli Line.

Throwback Toon Thursday

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There Comes a Time In Every Girl's Life When She Realizes What She Really Wants In a Mate. Dante Basco Or Rufio As He's Better Known As,Hit The Silver Screen In My Ultimate Fantasy Hook in 1991. Who Needs Parents When You Have Mermaids,Pirates and Penguins in Your Backyard? Rufio Was a True Dream Boat, Awesome Hair,Sword Fighting Skills and Let's Not Forget He's Not Afraid Of Wearing Make Up On Important Occasions Like The Day He Dies....
Rufio Had MAJAHHH Daddy Issues. All His Angst and Mayhem, All Stem From Severe Untreated Daddy Issues. Let's Face It, Nothing Screams Fixer-Upper Like Rufio. Just Like Most Skaters He's Stolen My Heart and Continues To Skate Around In My Dreams.

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