Daddy Issues : Informericals

Some Kids Grow Up Idolizing Their Parents Are Superheroes; That They Can Do No Wrong. Until You Grow Up And Find Out They Never Saved A Dime For Your College Fund And You Finally Remembered They Accidentally Left You At Your "Uncle's House" For A Weekend In Your Girl Scout Uniform After Years Of Repressing It.

Some Stupid Company Thought Maybe They Could Extent That Period Of When Your Son Thinks Your The Best Dad Ever Because Now We Have THE DADDLE! The Saddles For Dads Or Small Gays That Love Horse Play.

Below Is The Companies Definition Of What The Fuck A Daddle Is.


"A soft, stuffed "saddle" for Dad (or Mom) to strap on, to give the give kids (age 2-6) a horsy ride. Offering interactive fun for kids and adults, the Daddle™ is made of washable sturdy cotton, complete with soft saddle horn and adjustable stirrups.

Daddle Up!"

Lindsanity

I Don't Know What It Is About Lindsay That Has Captured My Brain. She Is Our Generations Marilyn Monroe. Many of us Young Folk Don't Know That Ms. Monroe was Hospitalized For a Bad Case of The Crazies In Her Later Years. Which Brings us Back To Ms. Lohan, She Infectious. Her Batshit Bag of Crazy Has Me Locked Into Her World. Her Daddy Issues Are Major They Make Me Look Like a Brat, Her Lesbot Tendencies Are ALL Over Twitter and The Best Part She's One Meltdown Away From Doing Porn. I'm Getting a Lady Boner Just Dabbling Into The Lindsanity. Here is Her Video From Her Latest Shoot From Tyler Shields.

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There Comes a Time In Every Girl's Life When She Realizes What She Really Wants In a Mate. Dante Basco Or Rufio As He's Better Known As,Hit The Silver Screen In My Ultimate Fantasy Hook in 1991. Who Needs Parents When You Have Mermaids,Pirates and Penguins in Your Backyard? Rufio Was a True Dream Boat, Awesome Hair,Sword Fighting Skills and Let's Not Forget He's Not Afraid Of Wearing Make Up On Important Occasions Like The Day He Dies....
Rufio Had MAJAHHH Daddy Issues. All His Angst and Mayhem, All Stem From Severe Untreated Daddy Issues. Let's Face It, Nothing Screams Fixer-Upper Like Rufio. Just Like Most Skaters He's Stolen My Heart and Continues To Skate Around In My Dreams.

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Real Talk....I'm not the only Asian Girl with Daddy Issues