Daddy Issues : Informericals

Some Kids Grow Up Idolizing Their Parents Are Superheroes; That They Can Do No Wrong. Until You Grow Up And Find Out They Never Saved A Dime For Your College Fund And You Finally Remembered They Accidentally Left You At Your "Uncle's House" For A Weekend In Your Girl Scout Uniform After Years Of Repressing It.

Some Stupid Company Thought Maybe They Could Extent That Period Of When Your Son Thinks Your The Best Dad Ever Because Now We Have THE DADDLE! The Saddles For Dads Or Small Gays That Love Horse Play.

Below Is The Companies Definition Of What The Fuck A Daddle Is.


"A soft, stuffed "saddle" for Dad (or Mom) to strap on, to give the give kids (age 2-6) a horsy ride. Offering interactive fun for kids and adults, the Daddle™ is made of washable sturdy cotton, complete with soft saddle horn and adjustable stirrups.

Daddle Up!"