Team Facelift's Latest Album Is Out! I've Been Enjoying It For The Last Few Weeks Getting Familiar With The Tracks That I'm Obviously Going To Be Listening To While I'm Walking Into Duane Reade To Purchase Plan B For One Of My Trashy Gf's Because She's Too Hungover In Her UES Apartment To Force Her Doorman To Get It For Her. So I'm Receiving Texts Up The Vageen To Get It.
6 Grams Has Officially Leaked Online. This Gold Is A Whole Other Level. This Album Is Like If James Brown Had A Baby With Harry Potter Except That Baby Only Sucked Dick For Crystal Meth Instead Of Milk. It's Magical,It's Funky....Like Old School Funky And It Makes Me Moist. The Thick Guitar Riffs, The Ill Lyrics And Phenomenal Featured Artist Are Enough To Make Any Grown Man To Slap On Some Lip Gloss And Dance.
I'll Love Everything They Do Til The Day I Die A Young Childless Woman On A Moist Mattress With A Belt Wrapped Around My Neck.(That's A Promise)
If You Don't Have One Hand Down Your Pants After Listening To 6 Shooter Featuring Rust Juxx You Must Have Erectile Dysfunction Or Have That Female Circumcision Thing Done To You, Where The Idea Of Pleasure Is Just Painful.
It Just Reminds Me Of The Late Nights Where He's Sang Me Sonnets In Brooklyn. Then The Soft Chorus Flows Into Machine's Lyrics.....Machine Is Literally Living His Lyrics On This Track. His Heart Is Spewing Out Of His Mouth In This Jam....It's So Sexual. Jew Is Like The Dr. Seuss Of Rap. After A Few Rhymes I'm Hypnotized...I Almost Feel Like All Three Of Them Are Singing Just For Me. Dancing Hard Body As Each Drop Of Sweat Is Showering My Face.
It Would Be A Crime Not To Download It And Play It For Your Little Brother.
PS TOMMY MAS IS INCREDIBLE!!!!! I'M SOOO GOING To Bake You A Perfect Rum Cake. But Like A Healthy One. I Don't Want To Ruin Your Diet Of Cigarettes And Whey Protein Shakes.
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