I Used To Buy All Of Angelina Jolie's Covers Because She Used To Do & Say Whacky Shit. Like Wearing Blood, Talking About Her Knife Collection, Her Obsession with Embalming Dead Bodies And Publicly Kissing Her Brother After The Oscars. Ya Know She Was The Total Package.
But Now She's This Level Headed Mom With A Sexy Older Boyfriend. FUCKING A She's Even Speaking To Her Dad Again. We're Talking About Deep Dish Daddy Issues Here And I'm So Happy They're Talking Even Though Jon Voight Has Said Some Real Batshit Crazy Things About Her, Politics And Well Everything. Angie Has Reunited With Him After 6 Kids, The Passing Of Her Mother And The Encouragement From Her Brother. God I Wanna Just Smell Her.
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