Summer Time Slampigs Of New York

                                                       (ALWAY GRAB YOUR BEACH ESSENTIALS)

This Past Weekend Marked The Time of The Year Where New Yorkers Invade The Hamptons For BBQ's, Bon Fires and Itchy Sweaty Sunburns. Advice For The Kick Off of The Summer Are Very Important If You Wanna Survive The WASP Trap That Is The Hamptons. 1st Step Should Be Get Yourself Checked Out. STD's Are Sucha Awful Setback But On The Bright Side You Could Always Say Your Wretched Case of Herpes are Bug Bites or Boils. So Wrap It Up No One Wants To Go Home This September With a Stranger's Sperm Donor Baby or Worst a Star Constellation of Herpes on Your Sun Kissed Face.

When Being a Hipster In The Hamptons Always Bring Your Fedora Straw Hat, White Pants,Epic Sunglasses Collection, Loafers and Have Your Porsche Key Chain In Eyes View When Your Leaving Cromers Market With Your Bucket of Chicken So The Counter Girls Give You A BJ For The EZ Pass For The Deli Line.