The Tale of Two Debbies

There's Something You Don't Know About @anddyRadio.....He's an Amazing Impressionist. Last Year He Did The Most Amazing Whoopi Goldberg Impression I'd Ever Seen. When I Recently Tried To Pull off and It Didn't Go Off Too Well. Maybe It Was Where We Were. Lemme Paint the Picture.

@anddyRadio, @AnfernyAttacks and These Two Debbies We'd Been Chilling with were at The Christopher St Pier. For Those of You That Don't Know Westie or The West Village Is a Total Gay Haunt Spot. We all Go Tranny Hunting Here. So We're Sitting at a Designated Table Enjoying The Scenery. That Including Some Harlem Trannies In Training (T.I.T) VOGUING it Out! They Were KILLING IT! @anddyRadio was Cheering Them All On From a Safe Distances......Until the Unspeakable Happened.......



I'm Going To Describe The Follow to The Best of My Ability without Being an Asshole but It's GOING to be Very Difficult.

This Street Urchin Came Up To Our Table, She was a Short Black Woman Dressed All in White. She Looked Like She Was Suppose to be a Little Person. She Had a Large Forehead and Her Eyes Were Further Apart Than They Should Have Been and She was Carrying a Keg Can of Heinken. She Came To Party and We ALL Knew It. She was Being Escorted By a Tall Whiskered Covered Asian Man. We Thought He Was Her Pimp or Something of That Nature.

She Was Singing Some Tune She Improvised On The Spot. Then She Gingerly Asked Us The Color of Our Eyes As She Proceeded To Sing To Us. It Was Getting Crazy. As She Walked Towards the T.I.T.'s She Starts Dancing It Out. Dancing It Out Like Bitch was Getting Paid To Be There. They Embraced Her Hot Mess-ness and Let Her Join In. But It Wasn't Until She Grabbed Her Long White Peasant Skirt Up to Flash Everyone Her Big Thong Wearing Ass. I Mean, IT WAS ALL ASS. That's When I Did It. My Poor Impression Of Oda Mae Brown. "Molly, You In Danger Girl.......His Name Is Willie Lopez and He's Puerto Rican"....

Molly Your In Danger Girl from daddy issues on Vimeo.

Then All The T.I.T's Closed Up Shop and Started To Walk Back Towards Christopher Street. We Overheard "Oh God They're Following Us! Walk Faster Walk Faster!". Seems like They Had Enough of Our Crazy Ass New Friends.......

Remember That Crazy Asian Man.....I Haven't Another Story To Tell About Him Another Time.

Luckily @Rylandhilbert Missed The Whole Ordeal and Continues To Live a Normal Life In The City.

@anddyRadio Is Still Performing Impressions To His Lindsay Lohan Cut Out In Crown Heights Next To The Starlite Lounge.

@AnfernyAttacks Is Still Taking Applications For Big Hot Bears.

Those Two Debbies Got Lost In Koreatown and I Hate Them As Much As I Hate Kirsten Dunst's Saggle Toothed Face!