Zebra Fever

Every Spring I Break Out of The Tranny Gear For a Full Month and Roam The Streets In Prison Stripes. My Monochromatic Ways Have Been My Transition From Winter Blues To Summer Madness. Here Are Some of My Latest Fashion Favs.

Lindsanity

I Don't Know What It Is About Lindsay That Has Captured My Brain. She Is Our Generations Marilyn Monroe. Many of us Young Folk Don't Know That Ms. Monroe was Hospitalized For a Bad Case of The Crazies In Her Later Years. Which Brings us Back To Ms. Lohan, She Infectious. Her Batshit Bag of Crazy Has Me Locked Into Her World. Her Daddy Issues Are Major They Make Me Look Like a Brat, Her Lesbot Tendencies Are ALL Over Twitter and The Best Part She's One Meltdown Away From Doing Porn. I'm Getting a Lady Boner Just Dabbling Into The Lindsanity. Here is Her Video From Her Latest Shoot From Tyler Shields.

Dad Stop Embarassing Me!

WMC MIAMI 2010 pt.1 Interviews from SNORTTHIS.COM on Vimeo.

Signal or a Sound

Artist Inspiring Artist Vol 2

Sally Better Watch Out

You Think Your Having a Bad Day

I Can Be a Freak

Introducing Disappointment Vol 1

Ever Been Super Amped About Something and Have It Turn Out Terribly Wrong? Like Losing You Virginity? You Think It's Gonna Be Awesome and Then it Turns Out To Be a Sad Experience? Like All The Work To Sneak Out, Shave, Teeth Whitening, and Lip Waxing Was All For 5 Mins of Grunting, Sweat Dripping into Your Eyes and Twigs in Your Hair. You Know Uneventful? Well That Happen to Me Really Recently, Except For a Movie I was SUPER Pumped to See. It's Called Gentlemen Broncos   I was Crazy Disappointed About This. This Crock Of Shit Was Made From The Same Team Behind Napoleon Dynamite & Nacho Libre. Gentlemen Broncos Even Had That Ugly Dude Hector Jimenez As Pompous Teen Film Maker. The Trailer Is What Set Me Up For This Awful Monstrosity.

It's Really Hard To Root For Any of The Characters Because Majority Of Them Are Ruthless Assholes. Besides Benjamin (Played By The Babe Kristen Stewart Dumped For Robert Pattinson) and His Character Bronco.Ben Went to a Fantasy Writers Convention Where His Story is Stolen By a Successful Novelist. Ben Gets Used By Everyone That Knows Him Until The Very End. But Even Then I Still Hate Everyone Else In The Story. This Is The Type of Movie That Makes Me Wanna Attack People With a Wiffle Ball Bat While Wearing a Mardi Gras Mask.

Luckily Sam Rockwell Is Still Love-able Even As a Tranny.....

Love Yourself

Total Debbies

To Be a Debbie : A Term Used When Referring to a Person Desperate For Attention, Sexual Gratification, And Self-Entitlement.


Example A: @anddyRadio Is a Debbie After a Few Free Drinks and a Make Out Sesh.

Example B: @AnfernyAttacks Is Always a Debbie After 4 am.

Example C: Debra Gibson's Career.


Debra Gibson is a Classic Case Of Desperate Celebrity Has Been. After a String Of Hits in The 80's, Countless Mall Tours and Fashion Mishaps Debra (Then Debbie) Is Now Trying To Gain Back Some Momentum In Her Career The Only Way She Knows How. BY BEING A HUGE DEBBIE.

Not Only Has DEBRA Tried Petitioning Herself For EVERY Cycle of Dancing With The Stars She's Now Starring In The Next Worst Thing......Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie! YEEEEEEEESSSS DEBBIE Live Up To Your Name. Don't Be Shameless That Your Starring In The Under Water Sea Adventure Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.
Shotty Special Effects...Check.


Terrible Acting From D-rated Celebrities....Check.

Evil Government Antagonist......Check.




Debra Even Did a Spread in Playboy in 2001 to Prove To America She's Still Hot. That's Like If Tara Reid Did Playboy 10 Years After American Pie......Oh Wait That Did Happen. TOTAL DEBBIES!

The Next Term To Be Analyzed To Be a Sandra....To Be So Oblivious To The Obvious

I'm Not The Only One

To Take Awkward Pictures Of Their Cats......

I Don't Think He's Pleased

Meaty