Let's Make Memories : Music

Do You Remember The First Time You Heard A Song? Remember Where You Were? What You Were Wearing? Whose Dick Was Grinding Into Your Ass? No Of Course Not You Never Saw His Face Or Caught His Name But He Still Texts You Every 3 Months Under The Name "Denim Dick Guy"

Well This Song I Was At Southside. My Friend Alexandra Was Djing At The Time And She'd Always Knew Of New Artist Before I Did And Love Her Taste. I Think It Might Have Even Been Back When Southside Was Called Martignetti's After The Owner Anthony. He Still Owns The Establishment And Q My Favorite Bouncer Is Still My Big Chocolate.

This Song Reminds Me Of Innocent Times. Russian Czars Paintings Covering The Walls, Vintage Library Books, Exposed Brick Walls And Family. I Miss Martignetti's. You Knew Your Friends Were Drunk There Whenever You Received A Text At 2:50 AM "Hey I'm At Marg And Eddies It's Crazy" After It Became Southside It Lost It's Family Feel For Me. You'd Get Texts At 1:00 Am "At Southside. Someone Stole My Jacket And I Just Got Yelled At For Smoking! Who IS This DJ Anyway"

Crazy UES Girl Making Out W/ On Thanksgiving Eve

But This Song "Time To Pretend" By MGMT Really Brings Me Back To A Place I Miss. A Place Where All The Bartenders Knew My Drink Combo, The DJ's Let Me Stand In The Booth And Talk About Their Week And The Only Bad Thing About Smoking Was The Cancer. Sure I'll Go Back But When I Approach The Main Dance Floor I Feel Lost. Luckily I Can Always Go To The Bathroom, (The Only Place That Has Cell Service In  There) And Reminisce About My Teens.

Russian Book End That Some How Ended Up In My Bag

Sympathy For The Devil

There's Nothing As Good As The Original. Frankly All This Coverage Of Her Has Gotten Dull. Addiction Is Suppose To Be Something Private, Frowned Upon And Only Suppose To Be In The Newspaper Once In The Police Blotter. As A Nation We've Been Celebrating Her Failure Too Openly. Your Either Rooting For Her To Be Locked Up, Hoping She Finally Gets The Help She So Desperately Needs, Or That Her Whole Family Would Stop Going To The Media To Make Her Drama Worse. If This Was Natalie Portman Or Emma Watson We'd All Be Shocked And Disappointed. But Girls Like Lindsay,Mischa,Paris And Kirsten Are All Targets Of Paparazzi. It's Difficult To Sympathize For Them Because They're Out Partying And Enjoying Themselves. Shit If I Had A Full Fledged Team Of Cameramen Following Me Every Night I Went Out I'd Be Disowned Again From My Family Too. Majority Of The Girls I Know Drink Like Men, Have Sex With Strangers Most Nights And Then Tweet About It. What Makes These Hollywood Babes Any Different? They're Suppose To Be Role Models, Held To A Higher Standard. Fuck I Used To Be A Role Model. The Girl Ended Up Pregnant.....Wait No I Think She Got An Abortion. No Wait. She Waited Too Long I Think But Had Asked Me To Bring Her Until Her Parents Found Out And Made Her Keep. She Asked Me To Be Godmother......

Thanks SVU

Last Night's Law & Order: SVU Returned With A Cringe-Worthy Premier. For Two Hours I Endured Pediphilia Treasure Chest Of Hardcore Christopher Meloni. Joan Cusack Guest Starred In The First Hour As An Over Controling Foster Mother Who Lost Her Bio-Daughter 10 Years Prior To Her Foster Daughter Running Away. Of Course There Was Some "Rapery" Tinge Sprinkled All Over The Episode. But I Can't Really Reveal If Anyone Really Was. Well The Foster Daughter Mack Wasn't. But She Made It Seem Like She Was By Using Terms Like Wrestling, Things Are Inside Me, And They Hurt Me.

SOOOO We Spend Majority Looking For A Mystery Rapist That Lured Her To Runaway To Grand Central. I Know When I Was 10 And Talking To Older Men Online They'd Always Tell Me To Ditch Home School And Piano Lessons To Hop On A Jitney To Become A House Wife.

Mackenzie Escapes Her Smother To Grand Central And Meets Eric Webber. Eric Webber Is Played By Henry Ian Cusick. Of Course He's Famous For Being Desmond Hume From The Addictive Show Lost. Alright Away When The Detectives Find Mack With Eric They Assume He's The Molester Pester. Long Story Short He Wasn't. But Mack Was Being Mistreated By Her Adoptive Parents Because They Were Dressing Her Up To Look Like Their Missing Daughter. Dyed Her Hair, Got Her A Nose Job And Got One Of Those Missing Dog Microchips Inserted Into Her Arm Outta Love.

The Missing Daughter Ella Was Found At Some Hick Town Shack Upstate With Some Hillbilly That Made Her His Wife When She Was 10 Years Old.

In The 2nd Episode Some Crazy Shard Went Down. Eric Webber Returned As Some Concerned Anti-Rape Figure. We Learned In The Previous Episode That His Sister Grace Was Rape When He Was 16 Years Old (She Was 9) Then A Few Months Later She Hung Herself. So He Pledged To Always Protect Young Girls From Anymore Predators. He Even Scouted Out Other Rapists By Hacking Their Computers, Updating Twitter To Snitch On Rapist And Teaching Kids Karate. Great Guy Right?

Eric Catches That Guy That Was Attacking Little Girls In Kips Bay By Illegaling Hacking Their Computer. The Dude Was A Registered Sex Offender But Who Isn't These Days? After This Creep Gets Attacked By A Cop And Released He Steals His Car From His Pregnant Girlfriend And Hightails It Into A Questionably Bad Parked Mac Truck. Guess What Happened? It Blew Up. Right There, Infront Of The Court House On LIVE Tv. Cased Closed. Wipe Your Hands Of The Dirty Deeds.

NOPE

Ends Up Eric Webber Was The Rapist All Along And His "Dead Sister" Grace Wasn't Even Dead But Alive, Old And Angry For Being Raped By Her Hot Brother.

Thanks Dick Wolf.

You Ruined My Desmond. After 5 Years Of Dedicated Love You Turn Him Into A Creep!

Well Now That I'm Thinking It Over I'm Not Really Mad. I'm Kinda Into The Idea That He Photographs Girls While He Rapes Them. I Mean Who Does Snap A Phone Pic While Doing The Nasty Anyway?

Liquid Lust

Andrew Garfield For Band Of Outsiders

So This Andrew Garfield Guy Is Hot. Not Like Chace Crawford Hot. Not Like Michael Cera Hot. But Like I Have Huge Brushy Eyebrows And British Accent Hot.

Andrew Is In Two Upcoming Films. The Social Network And Never Let Me Go. Which Have Both Received Some Critical Buzz. But Let's Be Frank I'm Probably Only Going To Bootleg One Because It Has Violent Screaming In The Preview. Let's Not Forget He Was Chosen To Be The New SPIDERMAN! Which Is Fantastic Because The Old Franchise Sucked. I Watched The Second Movie When I Twisted And I Realized How Terrible It Was. I Ranted About It For 45 Mins Until It Ended Then Cried Because I Hate Kristin Dunst's Teeth. But I Hope Andrew's New Take On Peter Parker Will Be Hot. Like Shoot Me In The Face With Warm Sticky Web Fluids HOT.

I Honestly Think He Could Be The Next Rob Pattinson,Meaning He'll Date One Of His Hot Costars, End Up In Tabloids For Cheating And Die In The Latest Harry Potter. My Emotions Are Already Running A Muck On Me. Why Andrew? WHY?!

Give Me Those Big British Brows!

Another One Bites The Dust

Another Phone Fried.....I Weep.
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Gwen's Latest Line Of L.A.M.B. Looks Like She Dabbled In Some Africa Art Books This Summer And They Went To Mood To Match Her Ideas. So What? Are Asians So 2008? Thanks For The Memo Gwen. My Custom Made Japaneses School Girl Outfit Is Like Tots Not Cool Now. I'll Have To Save It For Just For Dad I Guess.

Tribal Seems To Be All The Rage Literally! Unusual Prints To These Concrete Jungle Folk But I'm Sure There's a Shantee Town In South Africa Waiting For Their Sheets They Loan To Gwen During Her Last Vacation.

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