Thanks SVU

Last Night's Law & Order: SVU Returned With A Cringe-Worthy Premier. For Two Hours I Endured Pediphilia Treasure Chest Of Hardcore Christopher Meloni. Joan Cusack Guest Starred In The First Hour As An Over Controling Foster Mother Who Lost Her Bio-Daughter 10 Years Prior To Her Foster Daughter Running Away. Of Course There Was Some "Rapery" Tinge Sprinkled All Over The Episode. But I Can't Really Reveal If Anyone Really Was. Well The Foster Daughter Mack Wasn't. But She Made It Seem Like She Was By Using Terms Like Wrestling, Things Are Inside Me, And They Hurt Me.

SOOOO We Spend Majority Looking For A Mystery Rapist That Lured Her To Runaway To Grand Central. I Know When I Was 10 And Talking To Older Men Online They'd Always Tell Me To Ditch Home School And Piano Lessons To Hop On A Jitney To Become A House Wife.

Mackenzie Escapes Her Smother To Grand Central And Meets Eric Webber. Eric Webber Is Played By Henry Ian Cusick. Of Course He's Famous For Being Desmond Hume From The Addictive Show Lost. Alright Away When The Detectives Find Mack With Eric They Assume He's The Molester Pester. Long Story Short He Wasn't. But Mack Was Being Mistreated By Her Adoptive Parents Because They Were Dressing Her Up To Look Like Their Missing Daughter. Dyed Her Hair, Got Her A Nose Job And Got One Of Those Missing Dog Microchips Inserted Into Her Arm Outta Love.

The Missing Daughter Ella Was Found At Some Hick Town Shack Upstate With Some Hillbilly That Made Her His Wife When She Was 10 Years Old.

In The 2nd Episode Some Crazy Shard Went Down. Eric Webber Returned As Some Concerned Anti-Rape Figure. We Learned In The Previous Episode That His Sister Grace Was Rape When He Was 16 Years Old (She Was 9) Then A Few Months Later She Hung Herself. So He Pledged To Always Protect Young Girls From Anymore Predators. He Even Scouted Out Other Rapists By Hacking Their Computers, Updating Twitter To Snitch On Rapist And Teaching Kids Karate. Great Guy Right?

Eric Catches That Guy That Was Attacking Little Girls In Kips Bay By Illegaling Hacking Their Computer. The Dude Was A Registered Sex Offender But Who Isn't These Days? After This Creep Gets Attacked By A Cop And Released He Steals His Car From His Pregnant Girlfriend And Hightails It Into A Questionably Bad Parked Mac Truck. Guess What Happened? It Blew Up. Right There, Infront Of The Court House On LIVE Tv. Cased Closed. Wipe Your Hands Of The Dirty Deeds.

NOPE

Ends Up Eric Webber Was The Rapist All Along And His "Dead Sister" Grace Wasn't Even Dead But Alive, Old And Angry For Being Raped By Her Hot Brother.

Thanks Dick Wolf.

You Ruined My Desmond. After 5 Years Of Dedicated Love You Turn Him Into A Creep!

Well Now That I'm Thinking It Over I'm Not Really Mad. I'm Kinda Into The Idea That He Photographs Girls While He Rapes Them. I Mean Who Does Snap A Phone Pic While Doing The Nasty Anyway?