Hampton Daze Is Upon Us

The Feeling I Get When I Wake Up

How I Feel At Work

How I Feel When Tweens Ask Me A Question

When I Think About Another Summer In The Hamptons

Summer Traffic In The Hamptons

Partying In The Hamptons During The Summer

Morning Tweets In The Hamptons During The Summer

Kiera's Kitty Korner Vol 7

Some Secrets Are Meant To Be Public

Fly Friday

Don't Worry Steven Tyler Is Still Laughing

I've Been Insanely Busy With My Two New Jobs To Sit And Fart Around About My Favorite Internet Cats, Critiquing Celebrities Kids Outfits Harshly And Getting Into A Serious Discussion With My Mom About What Happened To Lord Voldemort's Nose. I've Just Been Too Busy. What Can I Say? It Ain't Easy Being This Sleazy Ha. But Most Importantly Steven Tyler Has A Famous 10 Inch Penis And He's Laughing In Your Fat Face At Burger King.





Fast Forward To 17 Seconds If Your Too Busy To Watch The Whole Thing. But It's Basically My Favorite Fantasy Came Into Fruition. Steve Tyler And His Famous 15 Inch Penis Invade A Local Greasy Spoon And Does A Battle Royale With A Rap Group With Sneakers With No Shoe Laces. Or He Just Adds Feathers To Everything And Tries Seduces My 16 Year Old AZN Cousin While JLo Humps A 22 Year Old. I'm Sure Burger King Had Me In Mind When They Made This Ad. I'm Like The Major Demographic, Single, Childless Woman With Loads And Loads Of Coin Change.....Because Instead I'm Not Loving It....I Want It My WAY.

Better Yet Here's An Reel Of Steven Just Laughing. Laughing Because He Has A Famous 25 Inch Penis.

Kids FASHION KORNER Vol 1

This Is Katherine Heigl's Daughter Naleigh Kelley. Naturally I Should Hate Everything This Little Button But I Can't. Sure I Hate Your Mother But Your A BUTTON!!! I'm Really Disappointed She Isn't Carrying A POCKY Lunchbox And Her Violin.

Look At This Diva..WORK It. WORK! I Want To Point Out She Isn't Wearing Uggs. Because Uggs Are For Sheep Herders. Not For A Jolie-Pitt. She Maybe An International Starlet In Training But

 Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Still Needs Her Blanket. FASHION DON'T

Loooks Like One Of The Affleck Girls Has SERIOUS DaddyISSUES!!!!! Normally This Means School Girl Uniforms But An Actual Daddy T-Shirt Is More Love And Creepster. That Was More Than I Was Ready For And I'm @DaddyIssues

Kingston Rossdale Doesn't Give A Shit. He Really Doesn't Ever Follow Any Of The Trending Duds Of Other Kiddie Stars. He's Been Toying With My Emotions Since He Was Born, I Mean Look At This Bovine Hunk. Plaid Pants Give Him 80's Punk Flare But That Tie Is Screaming So 2004 Avril, Topped With His Newsboy Cap And Cowboy Boots I'm Totes In Love. He's So Going To Grow Up Selling His Paintings And Beats To Other Famous Singer's Kids When He's The Age Of 17. I Love You.

Considering Harper Is The Young Female Heir To The Beckham Fashion Empire You'd Think She'd Care About Conflicting Outfits When Out At The Airport With Her Mother. I'm Pretty Positive She Vomited On Victoria Soon After This Shot, Not Because She Was Dizzy From All The Flashing Light Bulbs But More To Sabotage Her Mother's Plaid Top So She Wouldn't Be Committing A Fashion Faux Pas. What A Little British Bitch.

Can't Discuss Legacy Of Fashion Without The Reigning Queen Of Child Fashion Statements......Suri Cruise. Don't Get It Twisted, Suri Is Killing The Magazine Circuit Right Now, How Long Can You Go Through A Star Magazine Before You Spot Suri Doing Something So Coy And Charming Like Eating Penis Shaped Gummy Worms. This Shot Alone Stopped The Presses, Look At Those Stems...She Literally Stopped Traffic In NYC. Always Flirty But Always On The Run.....