House Of Slytherin

I'm Sure Everyone Knows Of The Honey Badger Video. Well My Friends And I Are Extremely Obsessed With It, But Recently We've Become Obsessed With The Snake The Honey Badger Kills At The Night. He's Completely Scared And If He Could Speak He'd Be Screaming For His Life....I Literally Cry A MIllion Tears When I See The Fear In It's Eyes. Don't Believe Me? Fast Foward It To 2:30 And Enjoy The Look Of Shear Fear.

KIERA'S KITTY KORNER Vol 6

MAH LIFE

I've Been Completely Distracted On My Real Life That I Haven't Really Done Anything Productive In Weeks. Does That Make Sense? Here's A List Of Things I've Been Obsessed With Since We've Last Talked My Little Lovelies.




Justin Bieber Is Working The Whole Ying Yang Twins/ Justin Timberlake Whispering In The Mic Right Here. He Sings About Being Your Man And Something About Buzz Light Year In Your Pussy. I Don't Know I Rarely Pay Attention Because When I'm Blasting This Song At My Girlfriends House There's Multiple Things Going On. From Me Laughing Like Whoopi Goldberg In The Lion King Or My Girls Brother Screams How He'll Never Be Anywhere As Good As Justin Timberlake. He's Right. He'll Be Better. Seriously If Justin Bieber Is In An Oscar Winning Movie I Deserve A Huge Donkey Punch In The Face For Predicting It.




DRAG QUEENS! Latrice Royale Is The Last Black Bitch Standing And Not Only That She's Proved Big Girls Have Staying Power In The Business. This Video Is Basically My Life. Not Seriously I Sit Around Talking Shit About Other Divas Until They Knock On My Door To Drink Absolute Vodka Signature Cocktails.

KIERA'S KITTY KORNER Vol 5

This Kitty Dj Really Got Me Goin'. Not Only Does This Cat Have Dead Eyes Like A Regular Dj But It's Got The Moves Down.....The Dance Moves Really Touches Me, Like In Place Only A Senior Boys From High School Can Touch Me....Illegally.

Bottle Poppaz

Fat Jew And Jonny Famous Are At It Again In Another Trailer. As Two Ego-centric Bottle Promoters In AZ. Where The Weather Is Hot & Dry And The Women Are Loose & Wet. The Perfect Scene For Bash Brothers Marcus And Troy To Set Up Shop As The Goons With The Bottles At The CLUB. Theses Characters Are A Dangerous Duo, As In They Probably Strictly Fuck Raw Dog As They Dumped Brand Name Vodka All Over Your Ass To Sanitize The Situation Before It's Even Over.

I Think This Is A Real Insight On How Clubbing Has Become This Terrible Subculture Of Business,Sin And Labia Shots For The Internet Promo Posters. Welcome To The Seedy Under Belly Of Clubbing In The New Millenium. Hope You Don't Agree To Bathroom Sex For Coke, But If You Do Make Sure His Bro Isn't Filming On His Phone.

Tuesday Toony Throw Back

Yesterday While I Was Smoking On My Deck Drinking My Coffee The Theme Song To Tiny Toon Adventures Popped Into My Head. The Jingle Like Melody Was Stuck In My Head, Infecting My Thoughts. I Think It Has To Do With The Fact My Gf And I Kept Calling Her Cat Buster....Because Her Cat Was Acting Like A Fat Kid In A Candy Store That Was Told By His Parent He Couldn't Have Anymore Sweets. Literally. Her Cat Was Knocking Down Everything In Her Room, Crying, Biting The Other Kitties And Beating Me Up. He Was A Little Buster.

As I Was Basking In The Sunlight, Smoking, Drinking My Coffee My 16 Year Old Cat Cookie Crept Up And Begged For My Attention. I'm Zoning Out, Only To Be Kicked Back Into Reality Because My Needy Cat Was Violating My Head Space By Rubbing Her Furry Face All Over My Body.

ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE BUSTER I'LL SCRATCH YOUR HEAD.

Then I Kept Thinking About The Song To The Show Because Of Buster Bunny. I'm Singing This Song That I Used To Sing Everyday After School. I Was Amazed At How Well I Knew It By Heart. Hope You Do Too.

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