Hangover

I'm Loving This Song. But It's Making Me Wanna Vom Vom.

This Video Has Everything I Love.....Furries, Girls In Sailor Suits, Bobby Lee Half Naked, A Road Yacht, Dirty Bare Mattresses, Great Video Freeze Frames And Everywhere Taio Went He Finds Dead Hookers. Ah Mah Zing.

The Very End Is My Favorite Because I Want To Steal Bobby Lee And Have Him Be My Little Cabana Boy Like Bryan Callen In 90's Era MadTv.

Russians Are Assholes

I Read In Some Poll That Russians Were The Worst In Bed. Not Surprising. I Imagine It Being Really Fast To Cause Body Heat But It Would Be Really Short. Holy Potatoes Indy That's A Terrible Idea. Anyway Not Only Have They Defeated Napoleon And Hitler Then Defeated The SEX Game. They're Rough Enough To Live Those Awful Winters And Ride Around On Bears.....Even Their Rural/Stray Dogs Would Rather Ride The Subway To Get Away From Their Owners And Find Some Hot Dog Poon Before Dealing With Their Terrible Owners.

Anyway From This Video Below I Think It's More Then Apparent They're Heartless Assholes.

Even The Bears Are Drunks

Shorty Wanna Ride With Me?

Get Distracted With Me

Things I'm Furious About

Karl Slover Died After I Declared My Love For Him.........



Oliva Munn Is Fucking Annoying. She Wrote A Fucking Book. Not A Novel But A Biography. Ballsy For A Dumb Slut. I'll Write More About This Snaggle Vagina. I Have A Full Rant.

Jessica Simpson Is Finally Admitting She's Pregnant. How Many Months Is She? 65 Months Along? That Baby Is Gonna Be HUGEEEEEE. Just Do What Christina Did. Just Keeeeeeeeep Getting FATTER. Anyone See Christina Last Night? She's Like The Blonde Snooki. Hey Snickers This Is What You Look Like If You Were 2 Inches Taller, Somewhat Talented And Blonde.
I'm Not Telling Bitches To Lose Weight. Just Wear Better Clothing.

Anyone Else Hear Kelly Osbourne Laughing Her Face Off? Did Anyone Else See Her Chicken Cutlet Pop Out? I Give Her Credit For Not Falling Or Forgetting Her Words To Her 30 Seconds Of Singing. Better Then What She Looked AT The Michael Jackson Tribute.....

I Still Haven't Seen Tower Heist.

The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter Has Olivanders Wand Making Shop In Hogsmeade. HOGSSSSSMEADE! Oh And The Wand For My Celtic Birthday Looked Like It Had Anal Warts. OH And The Whole Cast Was In Orlando While I Was There.....Missed A Weasly Sandwich. WHAT FUCK?
I'm Mean I Had A Wonderful Day. Don't Get Me Wrong But This Witch In The Gift Shop Coulda Just Let Me Be A Fool In Never Knowing The Truth. But I'm Pretty Sure Those Guys Would Think All American Girls Are Batshit Crazy If I Said A Single Phrase To Them.

Netflix Is Still To Expensive.

I'm Procrastinating Life.

White People That LOVE Thanksgiving.

I NEED SOME HELP!!!

Did YOU CUM YET? UGH Love This Jam. Makes Me Wanna Buy Expensive Pants Just To Throw Them Off!!! I Need Some SERIOUS HELP!...So Hot. Moist Even.

It Sucks To Be A Clam

"Clam Or Ham Whose Hunger?"- United States Of Tara

It's Come To My Attention That I Do NOT Want To Be A Clam When I'm Reincarnated. Those Little Fuckers Are FUCKED. They Live Their Lives Under The Soft Sand Then Assholes Or Worse SEA GULLS Dig Them Up And They Can't Do Anything About It. Then The Sea Gulls Drop Them On To The Road. Atleast The Sea Gulls I Fuck With Do. I Don't Fuck Around With Dump Divers. My Sea Gulls Eat Sea FOOD. Anyway. All I Have To Say Is Please Don't Cook Me.