Carbon Copy Of The Season PT3

In This Month's Vanity Fair Magazine Zack "Grizzly Bush" Galifanakis Is Posing In A Woman's One Piece Bathing Suit. This Is So 2007 To Me. Below Is Baron Von Fancy Posing With His Adorable Little Sister Rocking A Generous Package. Compliment Him On His Package Please.

Here's A Vintage Team Facelift Promo Shot Back When Machine Was Still A Teen Male Model For Gap. There's Never Anything Wrong With Vintage Team Facelift. In Fact You Should All Download Their Vintage Tracks On itunes....NOW. But Never The Less I Love My Men In Drag. All Men Ingeneral. My Best Friends Are All Drag Queens. It Must Be That Smooshed Dick Look I Love In Those Skin Tight Stockings....

I Heart My Hair

Our Family Is Better Than Yours

So Willow Smith Is Going To Be A Mega Super Star. I Get It. But Isn't It A Little Cray Cray How Talented The Smith Kids Are? I Mean This Jam Is Pretty Intense Not Just For A 9 Year Old Just Intense All Around. Jay-Z Was Impressed By Her, Meaning Everyone Is Going To Get Rich Off Her In Decades To Come....I Couldn't See Miley Cyrus Make A Song Like This Without Having To Be Barely Naked In The Video To Gardner The Right Attention For Her "Talent". Willow Can Even Bust Out A Jackson Pollock Just By Whipping It Back & Forth.

The Head Writer At Seasame Street Had Noticed His Adopted Daughter From Ethiopia Had Been Asking Questions Why She Didn't Have Long Beautiful Blonde Hair Like Barbie. Being A Concern Father And Wanting His Daughter To Love Herself Just The Way She Is He Wrote This Clip For Her. It Reminded Me Of The Same Thing Chris Rock Had Did When Doing His Documentary Good Hair A Few Years Ago. These Dads Helped Their Girls Embrace Their Beauty Instead Of Being Like Nicki Minaj Whose Obsession With Barbie Is Very Apparent In Her Current Look. I'm Not A Fan.

NOT CUTE

Marriage?

Katy Perry And Russel Brand Are Supposedly Getting Married This Weekend In India.....

6 Grams Is Here!!!

Team Facelift's Latest Album Is Out! I've Been Enjoying It For The Last Few Weeks Getting Familiar With The Tracks That I'm Obviously Going To Be Listening To While I'm Walking Into Duane Reade To Purchase Plan B For One Of My Trashy Gf's Because She's Too Hungover In Her UES Apartment To Force Her Doorman To Get It For Her. So I'm Receiving Texts Up The Vageen To Get It.

6 Grams Has Officially Leaked Online. This Gold Is A Whole Other Level. This Album Is Like If James Brown Had A Baby With Harry Potter Except That Baby Only Sucked Dick For Crystal Meth Instead Of Milk. It's Magical,It's Funky....Like Old School Funky And It Makes Me Moist. The Thick Guitar Riffs, The Ill Lyrics And Phenomenal Featured Artist Are Enough To Make Any Grown Man To Slap On Some Lip Gloss And Dance.

I'll Love Everything They Do Til The Day I Die A Young Childless Woman On A Moist Mattress With A Belt Wrapped Around My Neck.(That's A Promise)

If You Don't Have One Hand Down Your Pants After Listening To 6 Shooter Featuring Rust Juxx You Must Have Erectile Dysfunction Or Have That Female Circumcision Thing Done To You, Where The Idea Of Pleasure Is Just Painful.

Fountain Of Youth Is One Of Those Jams That Makes Me Weep. Like A Rainy Day Weep Where I'm Holding My Body Pillow Of Fonda As He Sings About Farts, Finger Painting And STD's. I'm Laying In My Queen Size Bed In A Dark Room Cuddling With Pillow Fonda And I'm Just Slowly Crying.

It Just Reminds Me Of The Late Nights Where He's Sang Me Sonnets In Brooklyn. Then The Soft Chorus Flows Into Machine's Lyrics.....Machine Is Literally Living His Lyrics On This Track. His Heart Is Spewing Out Of His Mouth In This Jam....It's So Sexual. Jew Is Like The Dr. Seuss Of Rap. After A Few Rhymes I'm Hypnotized...I Almost Feel Like All Three Of Them Are Singing Just For Me. Dancing Hard Body As Each Drop Of Sweat Is Showering My Face.



It Would Be A Crime Not To Download It And Play It For Your Little Brother.


PS TOMMY MAS IS INCREDIBLE!!!!! I'M SOOO GOING To Bake You A Perfect Rum Cake. But Like A Healthy One. I Don't Want To Ruin Your Diet Of Cigarettes And Whey Protein Shakes.

ART: Ribbonesia

Artist & Illustrator Baku Maede Was Tinkering With Ribbons And Fabrics When He Was Dabbling In Sculptures And 3 Dimensions. The Art Experiment Resulted In Ribbonesia . After More Then Two Years Of Trial And Errors Baku Has Created A Small Circus Of Ribbon Creatures.

Why So Blue Panda Bear?

Andre

Moose Stuff

Always Practice Safe Sex......Wear Knee Pads

That's Been One Of My Motto's  Since 7th Grade. Because You Only Have One Set And Once They're Gone, Your Done.
This Belgarian Ad From Flirt Vodka Had A Campaign Where Woman That Returned Their Empty Case Of Flirt Vodka Could Receive Free Knee Pads. That's Cute. Not Only Is She An Alcoholic But Volleyball Enthusiast too.

Then There's This Puma Ad That's Just Straight Up Raunchy.....It Has Everything You Could Want To Become A Cross Country Athlete. Short Stereotypical Plaid Skirt, Knee High Fishnet Stockings And Enough DNA To Frame Your Coach For A Murder Later.

Then Here's My Favorite Anti-Smoking Ad From France......I Always Thought It Was For Human Trafficking Or A Guide On How To Be Cool

Dinosaurs,Sewing Machines And Cats

There's A Few Things In This World That Really Capture The Heart Of My Beloved Emma MacWhinnie. Such Things Include Dinosaurs, Cats, Sewing And Art. Here Are Some Things I Found On The Net That Reminded Me Of My Dear Friend.