Marriage?

Katy Perry And Russel Brand Are Supposedly Getting Married This Weekend In India.....

6 Grams Is Here!!!

Team Facelift's Latest Album Is Out! I've Been Enjoying It For The Last Few Weeks Getting Familiar With The Tracks That I'm Obviously Going To Be Listening To While I'm Walking Into Duane Reade To Purchase Plan B For One Of My Trashy Gf's Because She's Too Hungover In Her UES Apartment To Force Her Doorman To Get It For Her. So I'm Receiving Texts Up The Vageen To Get It.

6 Grams Has Officially Leaked Online. This Gold Is A Whole Other Level. This Album Is Like If James Brown Had A Baby With Harry Potter Except That Baby Only Sucked Dick For Crystal Meth Instead Of Milk. It's Magical,It's Funky....Like Old School Funky And It Makes Me Moist. The Thick Guitar Riffs, The Ill Lyrics And Phenomenal Featured Artist Are Enough To Make Any Grown Man To Slap On Some Lip Gloss And Dance.

I'll Love Everything They Do Til The Day I Die A Young Childless Woman On A Moist Mattress With A Belt Wrapped Around My Neck.(That's A Promise)

If You Don't Have One Hand Down Your Pants After Listening To 6 Shooter Featuring Rust Juxx You Must Have Erectile Dysfunction Or Have That Female Circumcision Thing Done To You, Where The Idea Of Pleasure Is Just Painful.

Fountain Of Youth Is One Of Those Jams That Makes Me Weep. Like A Rainy Day Weep Where I'm Holding My Body Pillow Of Fonda As He Sings About Farts, Finger Painting And STD's. I'm Laying In My Queen Size Bed In A Dark Room Cuddling With Pillow Fonda And I'm Just Slowly Crying.

It Just Reminds Me Of The Late Nights Where He's Sang Me Sonnets In Brooklyn. Then The Soft Chorus Flows Into Machine's Lyrics.....Machine Is Literally Living His Lyrics On This Track. His Heart Is Spewing Out Of His Mouth In This Jam....It's So Sexual. Jew Is Like The Dr. Seuss Of Rap. After A Few Rhymes I'm Hypnotized...I Almost Feel Like All Three Of Them Are Singing Just For Me. Dancing Hard Body As Each Drop Of Sweat Is Showering My Face.



It Would Be A Crime Not To Download It And Play It For Your Little Brother.


PS TOMMY MAS IS INCREDIBLE!!!!! I'M SOOO GOING To Bake You A Perfect Rum Cake. But Like A Healthy One. I Don't Want To Ruin Your Diet Of Cigarettes And Whey Protein Shakes.

ART: Ribbonesia

Artist & Illustrator Baku Maede Was Tinkering With Ribbons And Fabrics When He Was Dabbling In Sculptures And 3 Dimensions. The Art Experiment Resulted In Ribbonesia . After More Then Two Years Of Trial And Errors Baku Has Created A Small Circus Of Ribbon Creatures.

Why So Blue Panda Bear?

Andre

Moose Stuff

Always Practice Safe Sex......Wear Knee Pads

That's Been One Of My Motto's  Since 7th Grade. Because You Only Have One Set And Once They're Gone, Your Done.
This Belgarian Ad From Flirt Vodka Had A Campaign Where Woman That Returned Their Empty Case Of Flirt Vodka Could Receive Free Knee Pads. That's Cute. Not Only Is She An Alcoholic But Volleyball Enthusiast too.

Then There's This Puma Ad That's Just Straight Up Raunchy.....It Has Everything You Could Want To Become A Cross Country Athlete. Short Stereotypical Plaid Skirt, Knee High Fishnet Stockings And Enough DNA To Frame Your Coach For A Murder Later.

Then Here's My Favorite Anti-Smoking Ad From France......I Always Thought It Was For Human Trafficking Or A Guide On How To Be Cool

Dinosaurs,Sewing Machines And Cats

There's A Few Things In This World That Really Capture The Heart Of My Beloved Emma MacWhinnie. Such Things Include Dinosaurs, Cats, Sewing And Art. Here Are Some Things I Found On The Net That Reminded Me Of My Dear Friend.

Just Accept Your Going To Die

In The Summer Of 2005 I Nearly Died And Almost Took 5 People Down With Me. That Summer Had Changed My Life. Sometimes I Forget And I Act Like A Fool And Take Everything For Granted. It Wasn't Until I Heard This Song Today Did It Bring Back A Tsunami Wave Of Emotions Back.

I Had Graduated High School,I Was Crowned The Class Flirt And All Of My Best Friends Had Black Listed Me Due To Have A Secret Affair With One Of Their Younger Brothers. I Became Friends With Someone Else Also Black Listed. We Smoked All Day And Partied All Night.

Another Girlfriend Of Mine Had Made Me A MixTape....An Actual Tape. This MixTape Was All I'd Listen To. I Don't Even Remember Any Of The Songs Released That Summer. After A Blur Of A Month July Was About To End With The Annual Booze Feast At Rambo's Cabin In The Woods Of Tuckahoe. Cops Raided The Party And We All Scrambled Into My Car And Bounced.

There Was This Road We'd Go Joy Riding On. We Called It The Rollercoaster. I Was Perfectly Sober. I Had Been Up For Days And Was Beyond Exhausted So I Didn't Drink At The Party.

At The End Of The Rollercoaster Was A Place We Called The Grand Canyon. There Were Deer There And It Feel Like We Were On Safari. Chasing The Deer As If We Were A Lioness Chasing Gazelles. After That We Left. Listening To My Mixtape The Whole Time....Which Happens To Have A Gap Of Dead Air When The Tape Switches Over From Side A To Side B. But The Song Just Stops Short In The Middle...Well Right When That Happened I Swurved To Avoid Hitting A Deer Down The Rollercoaster.....We Flipped. My Gold '94 Oldsmobile Flipped. Some How We Landed Back On All 4 Tires..... But It Was To This Song.....As We Flipped The Dead Air Popped Up. All The People In The Car Including Myself Were Quiet. No One Screamed. When I Talk To Any Of The People From That Accident They All Say The Same Thing...."I Just Accepted That I Was Going To Die".....

So Here's The Song That Just Brought Back All These Emotions

Don't Joy Ride At Night...

Takin' Home Your Girlfriend

I Look Like A New Born Baby

This Music Video Is By My Sperm Donor For My Morning Facials. Matt Sterling Aka My Late Night Lover Has Been Creating Epic Music Down In South Beach For A While Now. Whenever Normal People Are Sleeping Matt And I Are Up Talking About Disgusting Things Or I'm Ranting Loudly Through Voice Notes Until I Pass Out In A Stupor. This Song Makes Me Wanna Dance. It Makes Me Wanna Dance Until My Uterus Falls Out Of Me.I Would Have Posted A Picture Of Matt In Speedo's And Playing A Ukulele But That's A Private Picture.