Arnold Doesn't Want You To Smoke

I Find It Surprising That Arnold Is Against This And Wants To Make It Difficult To Possess Less Than An Ounce.....Considering He Talked About Smoking Pot In His Documentary Pumping Iron.

Rumor Has It : Pork Edition

There's Some Talk Amongst Artificial Pork Lovers Out There That McDonalds Will Be Bringing Back Their Famous McRib For A Limited Time Offer. Are Your Pants A Little Tighter Already? This Slab Of Pork Is Molded In The Shape Of Ribs, Topped With Pickles, Onions, And Barbecue Sauce. Debuted Back In 1981 This Sandwich Has Since Then Become A  Pop Culture Phenomena Appearing In The Simpsons, Having Several Websites And Groups On Facebook Dedicated To The Obsession For This Sandwich. The McRib Is Like Big Foot, Or A Magical Creature That Only Appears When The Mist Is Just Right At 5 AM In November In A Heavily Wooded Area.

Now McDonalds Will Be Bring Back The McRib For 6 Weeks Nation Wide. Hopefully I Won't Hear Anymore Stories Of People Traveling 10 Hours In Search For This Savory Little Sandwich. There Even Is A McRib Locater But Be Prepared Of False Positive Info On There. So Call In Before You Dedicate Yourself To A 5 Hours Drive To Ohio For A 6 Pack Of Sandwiches That Will Be Available Soon For A Limited Time Offed. Just Buy 100 Of Them And Freeze Them. Or Are You Not A True McRib Lover?

The Fuck Thesis

If You Up On Your News This Week I'm Sure You've Heard Of The Duke Graduate That Wrote Her Whole Thesis On The One Night Stands And Long Term Hook Ups Of Her College Experience. Sounds Like My Hero. Did I Mention This Was A Chick? That's Where This Story Has Scandalized The Media. Don't Frat Boys Keep Record Of This Kind Of Shit All The Time? Some Critics Are Praising Karen F Owen For Her Empowering 42 Page Powerpoint Thesis About The 13 Duke Students She Had Sexual Encounters With. Not Only Did It Have Pictures, Full Names And Extensive Details Of Each Encounter/Relationship. It Reads Like My Diary If I Was Responsible Enough To Keep One For My Medical Records.
Karen Lists Memorable Moments If There Were Any,The Pros And Cons And My Favorite Is When Subjects 8 & 7 Were Good Friends. If You'd Like To Endulge Yourself With Some Hot And Heavy Reading Here's A One Of The Last Links Available Online........HERE.

Some Highlights For Me Were From A 6'4" Baseball Player She'd Been Fantasizing About Since Freshmen Year. He'd Ask Her "....Tell Me How Much You Like Big, Black Cock." Well Ms. Owen Never Had Been With One So He Asked Her To Pretend And Say She Liked Said Big Black Cock. Then Ends Up He Had A Small Shrinky Dink. She Wrote This Perfect Description Of The Disappointing Moment Where You Discover Your Dream Man Has A Baby Winky. Her Simile Of A Small Penis Is One To A Bad Christmas Present From Your Grandmother. You Shake The Box To Hear What's Inside. You Slowly Unwrap The Paper And Then That Smile Drops To The Floor Because It's Another Pair Of Thick Wool Socks....Well It Was Pure Genius And Every Ounce Of Truth.

So Ms. Owen Has Gone Into Hiding Since The Media Blitz. If I Was Her I'd Be LOUD And Proud. If Excelling In The Realm Of Horizontal Academics Happened On An Episode On Gossip Girl this Spring I Wouldn't Be Mad. Though "Collecting Data" On That Show Is Pretty Bleak Considering....Serana Lost Her Virginity To Nate. Nate Thought He Took Blairs When Blair Really Lost It To Chuck Whose Serena's Step Brother. But Serena Did Sleep With Her Other Step Brother Dan Whose Back To Dating Vanessa Whose Slept With Chuck,Nate And Dan....

Atleast Duke Will Be Famous For This Instead Of The Rape Happy Lacrosse Team....

Karen Please Come Back. I'd Love To Discuss Sex With You. Shit This Makes Me Wanna Go Back To School.

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Chocolate,Rubber Mask, And Drag Queens

This Snickers Commercial Is Nothing But C R E E P Y. Not Only Is There A Beastly Drag Queen Forcing Candies Into A Woman's Shopping Cart. I Sat On My Couch In Pure Horror When I Saw That She Had  Eaten A Child At The End When Revealing Her Midsection.



After Seeing That Snickers Commercial It Reminded Me Of This Fetish That I Heard About That's All The Rage In Asia And Has Become A Nerds Late Night Delight. I'm Not Sure What It's Called But It Involves A Rubber/Latex Mask Or Hood Of An Asian Girl's Face. The Doll Life Face Could Be Masking A Woman, A Husky Man Or Even Your Little Cousin Kathy That Shouldn't Be Webchatting On Chatroulette. There's This Aspect Of A Living Doll That Turns People On. Then There's The Whole Revealing Thing That Really Gets Some People Wet.

Dirty Sex In Public Bathrooms Is Ok In Taiwan

Phew And I Was Worried What I Was Going To Be Doing This Thanksgiving Holiday. Luckily Those Creepy Taiwanese News Graphic Designers Keep It Fresh Over There And Has Inspired Me To Get Into Animation For The Sole Purpose To Make Hardcore Porn. This Exert Is About The New Movie "The Social Network" You Know That Facebook Flick. My Favorite Part Of This Clip Besides The Dirty Raunchy Bathroom Sex Is The People "Liking" People's Status' Such Gems Like "I'm Going To Kill Myself".

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