Today Is My Best Friend's Birthday.....(Oh and My Mom's Birthday)
Ryland John Hilbert IV Is My Bottom Bitch. I've Known Him Forever and Today He's Turning Lucky Number 22. He's One of The Most Intelligent, Genuine, Trust Worthy, Fabulous Person I've Had The Pleasure To Wake Up Next To. I Love That He's My White Thai Brother and I Can Call Him Anytime I Have Paranoid Panic Attack From The Inside of a Smelly Trunk. He'll Give Me His Jacket After Walking In The Rain In a White Tee Shirt For 2 Hours So I Don't Look So Debbie In Starbucks In Astor Place As I Charge My Phone and Pick Out The Dried Leaves and Chucks of Vomit in My Hair.
Every Spring I Break Out of The Tranny Gear For a Full Month and Roam The Streets In Prison Stripes. My Monochromatic Ways Have Been My Transition From Winter Blues To Summer Madness. Here Are Some of My Latest Fashion Favs.
I Don't Know What It Is About Lindsay That Has Captured My Brain. She Is Our Generations Marilyn Monroe. Many of us Young Folk Don't Know That Ms. Monroe was Hospitalized For a Bad Case of The Crazies In Her Later Years. Which Brings us Back To Ms. Lohan, She Infectious. Her Batshit Bag of Crazy Has Me Locked Into Her World. Her Daddy Issues Are Major They Make Me Look Like a Brat, Her Lesbot Tendencies Are ALL Over Twitter and The Best Part She's One Meltdown Away From Doing Porn. I'm Getting a Lady Boner Just Dabbling Into The Lindsanity. Here is Her Video From Her Latest Shoot From Tyler Shields.
I Unintentionally Cause All Sorts of Drama & an All-American Heart Breaker. My Sweater Collection Would Make Punk-Brewster Weep. Liza Minnelli and I Are Currently In The Middle Of a Mammoth Competition For Best Sequined Dresses Collected.
Ryland John Hilbert IV Is My Bottom Bitch. I've Known Him Forever and Today He's Turning Lucky Number 22. He's One of The Most Intelligent, Genuine, Trust Worthy, Fabulous Person I've Had The Pleasure To Wake Up Next To. I Love That He's My White Thai Brother and I Can Call Him Anytime I Have Paranoid Panic Attack From The Inside of a Smelly Trunk. He'll Give Me His Jacket After Walking In The Rain In a White Tee Shirt For 2 Hours So I Don't Look So Debbie In Starbucks In Astor Place As I Charge My Phone and Pick Out The Dried Leaves and Chucks of Vomit in My Hair.
