Example A: @anddyRadio Is a Debbie After a Few Free Drinks and a Make Out Sesh.
Example B: @AnfernyAttacks Is Always a Debbie After 4 am.
Example C: Debra Gibson's Career.
Debra Gibson is a Classic Case Of Desperate Celebrity Has Been. After a String Of Hits in The 80's, Countless Mall Tours and Fashion Mishaps Debra (Then Debbie) Is Now Trying To Gain Back Some Momentum In Her Career The Only Way She Knows How. BY BEING A HUGE DEBBIE.
Not Only Has DEBRA Tried Petitioning Herself For EVERY Cycle of Dancing With The Stars She's Now Starring In The Next Worst Thing......Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie! YEEEEEEEESSSS DEBBIE Live Up To Your Name. Don't Be Shameless That Your Starring In The Under Water Sea Adventure Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.
Shotty Special Effects...Check.
Terrible Acting From D-rated Celebrities....Check.
Evil Government Antagonist......Check.
Debra Even Did a Spread in Playboy in 2001 to Prove To America She's Still Hot. That's Like If Tara Reid Did Playboy 10 Years After American Pie......Oh Wait That Did Happen. TOTAL DEBBIES!
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