If I could be his Baby Momma I would!

Paris isn't Nerd Friendly

I hate today

Still recovering from terrible news......okay I'm little over dramatic what else is new? here's my theme song for the day!



Ok go Million ways to be cruel

Oh GOD the children

Pumps Pumps Pumps!

Irregular Choice Women's Strawbalicious Pump









Giuseppe Zanotti-E90023!



Alexander McQueen

Latest Addiction

The Virgins!

a Fonda ThrowBack

After Learning Fonda Pact Doesn't Pay for Hair Cuts but in fact Does his own styling. I decided to start taking notes on his Do's.....Let the fun BEGIN!

TYRA'S weave!

I Got a Little Shitty before I Mugged a few Sleepy America's Next Top Model Wanna-be's!Here's a clip of my interview.

This is How Best Friends Talk

ryland (5:16:24 PM): ugh that would never be inside me
ryland (5:16:30 PM): I dont like big black dicks
ryland (5:16:35 PM): omg btwwwwwwwwwwwwws
ryland (5:16:46 PM): manhunt is free if you put your location out of america
Kiera (5:18:19 PM): HAHAHAHAHAH
ryland (5:18:29 PM): yay free manhunt
ryland (5:20:09 PM): di di der on ur mobile phone
Kiera (5:20:28 PM): omg manhunt iphone status now
ryland (5:20:56 PM): they should have a manhunt application
Kiera (5:21:18 PM): write to steve jobs
Kiera (5:21:41 PM): god i love you
Kiera (5:21:46 PM): besties
ryland (5:21:53 PM): besties!
ryland (5:21:57 PM): omg I really should
ryland (5:22:25 PM): accessibility is the key to convenience and nothing is more convenient than manhunt
Kiera (5:22:47 PM): That's a good intro to your thesis
ryland (5:22:55 PM): seriously

The Most Magical Music Video Ever

Chris Dane Owens is a God

I'm a Publish Poet.....I guess.

I googled myself and found a ButtLoad of Another Kiera Egan(s).Apparently I'm a Published Poet. Here It is Ladies and Gents a Poem Written by a Broad Named Kiera Egan

http://www.poetry.com/dotnet/P8471140/999/2/display.aspx

Translate love?
I wait alone in my room,
tears fill up my eyes,
my makeup stains my carpet
and a feel a wind sweep by.
My window's suddenly open,
butterflies swoop within
i stare into the darkness
i see him coming in
i feel he's come to save me
from the horrors inside
he kisses me and i'm happy
he's my best suprise he looks me in the eyes
and two words escape his lips
"you're beautiful"
i laugh, i look down to see myself in
an extra large T-shirt and a pair of pajama pants,
my hairs in a messy bun, but has he holds me,
i feel just as beautiful as he says i am,
cause i know he's seeing my soul
Kiera Egan

Diddy Inspired Twitter Inspired YouTube

Team Facelift Does it Big, Duh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFKgqeZuyEs


New York's Ruthless Do It again with their Latest Music Video. Dripping blood from their mouths can only make me wet. I love these BOYS SOOOO much!

New Gear

I'm Really Digging this Hellz Bellz Shirt It's very Rocky Horror/Rolling Stones. It's called the Hellz Floyd Tee. I'm totally jonesing for it.

Almost Better Than Rock Of Love Tour Bus

I love Vh1's Slut Feast Rock Of Love: Tour Bus it's the 3 attempt at Love for Aging Rocker Brett "Are My Extentions Showing?" Michaels. Don't get me wrong I love Brett. I have serious Daddy Issues. But his youngest contestant Kelsey Def didn't seem to have any. After a long night crying ontop of a Speed Bump in the back lot of a Concert Venue Big John Came to the Rescue to Escort Her to The End of her Tour. She was eliminated later that night for being a Childish Brat.



Farrah and Ashely

But this Week's Break Out Star was none other then My Girl Ashley. Best One Liners of ALLL TIME:
"Who eats Basil? ONLY LOSERS EAT BASIL" Or how she'd asked one of the girls to help microwave her tv dinner but proceed to whip it at the girl instead....AGH golden! Ashley was seen partying with Vh1's reject Heat and "co-star" Brittanya on some YouTube video. So my love her kinda dropped a spot or so, but time will tell how truly, truly outrageous she can be. We have a few more contestants left and totally the most EPIC Reunion show to come!

But the only reason I'm writing this is.Is to introduce you guys to 28 year old Sheyla Hershey. This wannabe actress/modelis the current record holder for the World's Largest Breast. Weighing at a full gallon of silicone, her 38 KKK are HUUUUGGE. They're totally bigger than Anna Nicole Smith's x5!



Check out her site
http://www.sheylahershey.net/

FUCK my Life

Fmylife.com has become an internet sensation....just like my beloved OverHeardinNewYork.com

FML is a website filled with annyomous stories about any topic ending with the phrase Fuck My Life.

I've found myself repeating this phrase on a regular basis.

here's my lastest favorite quotes

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with comdoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response: "Lucky you." FML

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

Today, I walked into my room to find my mom had made my bed and done my laundry, for which I thanked her with a hug. I laid down on the bed, stretched out my arms and realized my vibrator was still under the pillow where I had left it. FML

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML