The Old People Smell Without The Old People

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Ever Want To Own A Mini Old Person? Someone That's So Fragile And Dependent On You For Everything? These Little Sloth Buddies Are Soooo On My Celebrity Christmas List. Two Toed Sloths Are The New African Baby.

Grown Ass Man Shit

Smokers Voice?
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Loose Tank Tops?
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Team Facelift In The Building?
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It's Hard For Me Not To Get Moist.

Thanks For Giving

I'm Going To Be Writing Blogs About Giving. Especially Entertaining Stories About Oral Sex. If You Have Stories,Techniques, First Time Horror Tales And More To Share I'd Like To Hear Them. Shoot Me An Tweet @DaddyIssues Your Emails & Story. Your Entry Will Be Anonymous And In A Few Months We'll Vote On The Best Story We Received. Get It?

Snow White Blows

When You Think Of Snow White She's Beautiful And Sweet. But Any Bitch That Can Wonder The Forest And Just Move Into The First Dodgey Cabin She Finds Is Kinda Skanky Yet Resourceful.She'll Clean Your House To Avoid Detection From Her Old Step Mother.....And The One Time She Accepts A Gift From A Stranger It Kills Her? Whack. You Should Always Trust Strangers With Treats.

American Harry Potter

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Man Of My Dreams

Gomez Addams Is My Perfect Dream Man. He's Really Involved With His Family, He Has His Own Graveyard, Simple French Phrases Makes Him Harder Then The SATS And He's Always Dressed Like A True Hunk. Gomez Knows How To Dance,Fight And I'm Almost Positive He Could Win A Dance Off Against JT.

Not Only Is Gomez Loaded, His House Is My Wet Dream Of Secret Passages And Water Slides. Luckily For Him I'm Into Bondage And He Can Tease Me As Much As He Wants. Like Most Of My Exs He Seems Like He Hasn't Slept In Decades And Smokes A Lot. I Just Have To Learn The Tango And Kill A Lot Of Roses To Gain His Affections.

Tribute To The Slam Pigs

I Dedicate This To The Faggalas.....Enjoy My Tribute To My Slampigs......

Oh And If You Love This Song You Should Download 6 Grams By Team Facelift....If You Read My Blogs You Should Have Downloaded It Weeks AGO!