The Bangkok Special

My Alter-Ego Is A Stripper-Latrice Royale

DRAG RACE IS TONIGHT GIRLLLL! So Slop On A Bucket Of Glitter And Throw On Some Pantyhose Because Rupaul's American Drag Super Star Competition Is Back My Lovelies! Now That Man Face Milan Is Gone We Can Get Giggly Out And Call It A Muthafucking Day!

LATRICE ROYALE!

Fat Jew X Le Panda

The Very Sexy Clayton Woodley AKA Le Panda Took Some Extremely Saucy Photos Of The Uncomparable Fat Jew....Breathtaking. 

Bowling Is The Only Sport You Can Eat And Drink Beer During The Game.

Elegant, Masculine, Delicate Yet Forceful. Love It.

After A Few Kiddie Meals It's Always Important To Do Some Nitrus.

ZEBRA

"GIRL DON'T BE SHY"-TEAM FACELIFT

Breaking NEWS!

Life, Happy Places And Lindsay

After Lindsay's Stale Performance On SNL Last Week I've Been In A Serious Life Evaluation Of Myself. If Lindsay Fails It Means I've Failed. Pressure Can Be Deadly And Let's Just Say She Crumbled. I Love Her, I Want Her To Succeed So Much It Hurts Me. So Her Tired Appearence On SNL Wasn't Her Best But It's Hard To Get Back Into The Swing Of Things If You Haven't Been On Your Game.

But I Have Faith She'll Overcome This, America Loves A Comeback Kid And I Want Her To Be The Best She Can Be. She'll Kill It As Liz Taylor....


I've Been Without Health Insurance For 3 Months Because I'm AN Asshole And Didn't Realize I Have To Renew It Every 6 Months. Which Is A Crock Of SHit Because I Plan My Doctors Appointments 3 Months In Advance Because Of My Medical Condition. So All Day I've Been Making Phone Calls To Doctors, Hospitals And Insurance Companies. My Health Is A Major Issue For Me. I Have A Condition That Could Cause Cancer And Diabetis BLAH BLAH BLAH. Stressful Stuff That I Can Barely Type Out Or Even Talk About Because It's So Annoying To Discuss In Details.

So Instead I'm Going To Take A Note From TV And Go TO My Happy Place.




I Also Watched Last Week's New Girl Where Nick Thinks He Has A Cancerous Tumor/Growth On His Neck....I'm Not Afraid Of Dying.

I'm Afraid Of My Medical Bills.

That Shit Is CRAZY HIGH.

WORDS WITH FRIENDS

THE BIG BEAST IN BLUE Vol 1

Hope Your Smiling As Much As I Am!