Childhood Dreams

I Went To A Really Cute Elementary School In The Small Town Of Sag Harbor. Every Morning We Had Morning Sing Which Was A PTA Meeting Mashed With Seasame Street Like Activities. There Were Puppet Shows, I Learned My First Spanish Words There, I Even Impersonated Elvis With My Extremely Hot Teacher Mr. D. One Great Thing About My School Was The Presence Singer/Song Writer Rick Charette Had. Some Of His Songs Are Memorable, Even Sickenly Stuck In My Head For The Rest Of My Life. Here's One Of My Favorite Jams.....Alligator In The Elevator....Much Like Love In A Elevator By Aerosmith....A Lot Of Shit Goes Down While Your Going Up? Wait Wait A Lot Is Going Up While Your Going Down? I Don't KNOW! Steve Tyler's Penis Steve Tyler's Penis Steve Tyler's Penis!!!

@DaddyIssues On E! News....

LIKE MY DEFAULT????????

I Look Like Shit When I Recorded This...But I Was To Excited To Put My Face ON!!!
Check Out The Clip Of Me Recording My Twitter Tv Debut....

By By The Way Amy Davis Your  A Fucking Idiot If You Think Megan Fox Looks More Like Liz Taylor. And Being Judemental About Lindsay's Past Is Messed Up. She's An Addict And Can Not Be Accountable For Her Actions Under The Influence Of Narcotics.

ASSHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEE

After Reading Some Italian Newspapers Online...It's Come To Light That The Captain Is An Asshole. The Whole Sandbar Story Is Bullshit. The Captain Was Showing Off For The Former Captain And Crew Member. Instead Of Following The Designated Route....He Wanted To Come Close To A Small Island And Blow The Horn So He Could Wave To His Former Captain. He Wasn't Even On The Bridge At The Time And Abandoned Ship Before Calling The Coast Guard. Not Only Did He Not Follow Protocol Of Practicing Evacuation Procedures And Now Is Trying To Cover His Tracks By Saying "Those Rocks Were On The Map"....Just Pulled Up The Map And They're There. Your An Immature Asshole That's Responsible For 5 Confirmed Deaths And 15 Missing People. Oh Did I Mention You Sank A Huge Ship That's Probably Worth 20 Million Dollars If Not More.....

You Had Me At Penis Shaped Hat!

It's Really A Boot. Here's My Vote For President For 2012. Meet Vermin Supreme. If His Name Alone Isn't Enough To Warrant Your Vote Maybe You Should Check Out This Video.....Not Only Did He Harass Ron Paul While He Was Enjoying A Nice Meal....But Challenged Him And President Obama To A Panty Wrestling Contest. I'm Not Sure If That Involves Mud Or Woman's Panties....

OMG SHOES!!!!

This IS So EPIC! I Nearly Pissed Myself

Terrible Etiquette Tips For Dining Out

KIERA'S KITTY KORNER Vol 2