Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Hello My Lovlies
I've Been A Little MIA With The Internet For A Hot Minute. Don't Be Worry My Little Pretties. I Wasn't In A Bangkok Prison Learning New Crafts Like Basket Weaving. That Was The Summer Of 2004. I Did Travel A Bit. I Did Adquire Some Fantastic New Friends On The Way And Great Stories That Will Last Me Until My Two Front Teeth Pop Outta My Face From My Abusive New Girlfriend In 2032. The Way I See It.....I'll Go On A Major Rampage The Day Bill Clinton Dies. I'm Predicting He'll Die While Having Sex With Me. Please Enjoy This Little Ditty From A Very Under Rated Band Cake
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Team AZN
I Have No Idea What This Song Is About But I'm A Sucker For Hot Asian Girls In Great Clothes....
Monday, July 25, 2011
What Happened To Your Face Girl?
Rose McGowan Has Been Trying To Pull Off This Face Lately. Girlfriend Got Into A Serious Car Accident In 2007.She's Been Repairing Her Broken Relationship With Robert Rodriguez Since With Her Train Wreck Of A Face.
The Director And His Muse Back In Happier Days.
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Saturday, July 16, 2011
I Will Eat You Whole
My Obsession With Boys This Week Has Been OOC. I Just Want To Use Your Love Tonight.
Friday, July 15, 2011
I Hope My Unwanted Kids Are Like This
Way Too Many People I Went To High School With Have Kids. I'm Not Even 25. Some Even Have Like 2 Kids...GROSS. But If All Them Turn Out Like This Golden Boy I'll Reconsider Getting My Ovaries Back From The Doctors At The Clinic.
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