Don't Be A Drag Just Be A Queen

So This Video Of A Little Asian Boy Dressed In Drag Doing Christina Aguilera's "Show Me How You Burlesque" . Many Parents Are In Uproar Over The Boy's Parents For 1) Allowing Their Son To Do Drag 2) Record It 3) Post It Online For The Masses To Judge. I Think This Is Great. He's Having Fun And Doing A Great Job Strutting His Stuff! He's Adorable. He's Basically My Dream Son, Asian, Gay And A Drag Performer. OMG Where Can I Find More Of You??? The Only Problem I Had With This Was The Fact It's A Christina Aguilera Song. She's Been On My Shit List For A Number Of Years.



Dear Little Boy,

I Think It's Wonderful Your Performing And That Your Parents Are Embracing You For Who You Are. I Love You. Never Let Anyone Else Tell You Differently You ARE A Super Star To Me

Love

DaddyIssues

As Yara Sofia From RuPaul's Drag Race Said "It's So Good But It's So Gay"

Love Him Not

Here Are Some Gift Ideas For The Ones Your Porking This Holiday Of False Promises. If You Receive Another Pair Of Sexy Dice From Duane Reade I'm Assuming Your Brown Star Fish Isn't As Sweet As It Used To Be. Here Are Some Of My Favorite Things...But Unlike Oprah I'm Not Giving These Items Out For Free Baby.

This Silver Anatomical Heart Locket Can Open Any Girl's Legs......Can Be Found At Shanalogic

This Plush Heart Will Put A Smile On Anyone's Face....Available At Fredflare

This Necklace Reminds Me Of My Childhood. Not Because It's From The Disney Couture Line. But The Fact I Got Stabbed In The Heart From A Careless Lover. Sure I Was Only 5 And He Shouldn't Have Been Running With Scissors.....But He Was The Only Certified Doctor In Our Little Game.

I've Heard Of A Love Gun Before....But These Aren't The Kind Of Babies I'm Used To Seeing As Ammunition.

I Don't Enjoy People Doing Weird Things To My Food. Especially Since I Only Eat Once Every 3 Days Now. But When I Do Eat I Do Love Breakfast Foods. But These Pieces Of Jewelery Says...."Baby I Know You Love Diamonds But This Fake Waffle Comes With A Silver Spoon"

I'd Love This Much More If They Were Panties.....

Those Are Just Some Gift Ideas. Minus The Flowers,KY Jelly That Sets Your Groin On Fire And Edible Panties. I Did That Once. I Brought A Pair Of Edible Undies For My Older BF When I Was In High School. He Got Drunk, Went Into My Room Found Them With His Other Gifts....Came Out Into The Crowded Kitchen Only Wearing A Beanie And The Passion Fruit Pantalones....It Wasn't Until I Heard My GF's Screeching In Horror Did I See Him Dancing Around In My Dining Room. One Girl Started To Cry Because It Was The First White Pee Pee She Ever Saw. Bad Enough He Had Red Pubes.....Probably The Worst/BEST Present EVER! Yumm Memories.

Selena Gomez Goes Off

2011 People's Choice Awards Same As In The Video

I Just Finished Writing Blog About Lalaine When Selena Gomez Decides To Post This Little Video Of Herself Doing Her Best Impression Of The Monster Nicki Minaj. Thanks Selena Stick To Your Love Songs About Not Having Sex And Thumbing Justin Beiber's Beaver. Thannnnks

Meth Ain't Nothing But A Gateway Drug To The Dentist Office

Lalaine Vergana Or Just Lalaine If Ya Nasty. She Used To Be A Disney Darling, Just Like Miley. She Could Have Been The Selena Gomez Of Her Generation. But Realistically She'd Was More Like The Latina Jeanette McCurdy Or Emily Osment. In Saying That She Was The Side Kick To Lizzie McGuire.
Lalaine Like Most Sidesicks Had Her Run. But She Didn't Even Make It Into That Shitastic Lizzie McGuire Movie! Rumor Has It Little Miss Duff Had Issues With Lalaine..... But That Wasn't The Last Time We Heard From Our Miranda Sanchez.....

In 2007 She Got Bust For METH! YESSS! Later A Bench Warrant Was Issued For Her Arrest After Missing A Court Date. Oh Boo Boo Didn't Your Lawyer Tell You When To Show Up? NO BUENO!

Now Lalaine Is Making Awkward Youtube Videos, Tweeting About Her "Music Career" And Doing Small Cameos In Movies Like Easy A . It's Upsetting News Considering She Looks Like Mario Lopez's Unwanted Daughter And She Can Sing And Dance. That Disney Boot Camp Wasn't For Nothing. Instead Of Being The Old Selena Or Best Yet Demi (The One In Rehab) She's Stuck At Home Wishing She Was That Girl In Glee.

Always A Bride's Maid

Robin Dunne Is Famous. Okay Well No He Isn't. He's The Guy That's In Literally All The Sequels For Most Late 90's Movies. From The Shitastic Sequel Cruel Intentions 2, The Lack Luster Skulls 2, Au Pair II And Species III. There's Isn't Anything He's Done That Isn't Straight To Dvd Or Only A TV Movie Release. It's Like He Only Comes To LA For Auditions But Lives In Vancouver Full Time For All These Cheap C Rated Movies And Tv Shows He's In.  The Worst Is When I'm Flipping Through The Channel Guide And I Think I'm About To Flip On The Sarah Michelle Gellar Classic Cruel Intentions Then I'm Stuck Staring At Amy Adam's Poor Man's Kathryn Mertuill. Even Keri Lynn Pratt Is In That Awful Prequel....The Chick That's Still  Playing A Teenager On CSI and Law & Order....
So The Writing Is Budget, The Story Is Trying Too Hard And Throw In Some Unnecessary Shower Scenes With Naked Twins And That's This Guys Whole Career. He'll Never Ever Be In A Summer Blockbuster Of A Movie Let Alone A Movie In A Real Movie Theater.

There's Something In The Water

I Heard About Latisse Turning Blue Eyes Brown. But Not Brown Eyes Blue.....
Little Miss Ali Lohan Has Been Transforming Into A Beautiful Long Island Trash Bag. I Mean That In The Nicest Way Possible.

This Wannabe Actress Is Almost Unrecognizable....She Looks Like She's Been Bitten By The Plastic Surgery Bug From Rumors To New Breast, Lips And Nose. But Her Tendency To Wear Blue Contacts Is Very Paris Hilton Of Her. Both "Actresses" Are Naturally Brown Eyed. HA!

Misty Meaner

My Girl Misty Knows How To Kill It. While Performing During Her Weekly Show At Vig 27 At Her Party MEANER HARDER LEATHER She Gave Us Some Spice. Every Year On The Day Heath Ledger Died We Get Together And Remember Him The Best Way WE Can. Dressing In Drag And Taking Pictures.