Michael Cudlitz Is That Guy. You Know That Guy That's In Every Tv Show Or Movie As The Cop Or Military Douche That Needs To Rat Out Anyone To Get Ahead. I'd Def Seen Him Killed By A Shank In Prison More Than Once. I Hate Him. I Hate His Face. His Bulky Build And Stupid Mole On His Face. Looking At Him Just Boils Me Up.
OBSESSED! I'm Obsessed! After Seeing The Fat Jew's Latest Youtube SensationI've Been Finding Myself Finger Blasting The Vageen To The Beat Of The Song Playing In The Background. Sure I've Had Boyfriends Flat OUT Dump Because Of My Deep Seated Love For The King Of Brunch But Just Like Miley....I Can't Be Tamed.
Luckily I Found The Video On Youtube This Week To Accompany My Late Night Soaks In The Tub. The Song: Barbara Streisand.....The Group: Duck Sauce. This Djing Duo Release This Instant Baby Making Hit This September. The Video Has Features Cameos From Such Favorite Like, Kanye West, Pharell Williams, Ryan Leslie, Buckshot, Smif-n-Wessun, DJ Premier, Chromeo, DJ Mehdi, So Me, Diplo, ?uestlove, Ezra Koenig, Santigold, Yelawolf, Fafi and the Fat Jew of Team Facelift.
I Unintentionally Cause All Sorts of Drama & an All-American Heart Breaker. My Sweater Collection Would Make Punk-Brewster Weep. Liza Minnelli and I Are Currently In The Middle Of a Mammoth Competition For Best Sequined Dresses Collected.
