Monday, December 27, 2010

DUH DUH DUCK SAUCEE

OBSESSED! I'm Obsessed! After Seeing The Fat Jew's Latest Youtube Sensation I've Been Finding Myself Finger Blasting The Vageen To The Beat Of The Song Playing In The Background. Sure I've Had Boyfriends Flat OUT Dump Because Of My Deep Seated Love For The King Of Brunch But Just Like Miley....I Can't Be Tamed.


Luckily I Found The Video On Youtube This Week To Accompany My Late Night Soaks In The Tub. The Song: Barbara Streisand.....The Group: Duck Sauce. This Djing Duo Release This Instant Baby Making Hit This September. The Video Has Features Cameos From Such Favorite Like, Kanye West, Pharell Williams, Ryan Leslie, Buckshot, Smif-n-Wessun, DJ Premier, Chromeo, DJ Mehdi, So Me, Diplo, ?uestlove, Ezra Koenig, Santigold, Yelawolf, Fafi and the Fat Jew of Team Facelift.

Friendly Reminder To Stay Healthy

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

It's That Time Of Year Again

When I'd Like To Remember Ms. Murphy

I'm Still Really Upset Tara Reid Out Lived You B. Your Were Really Sweet, A Little Nutty And So Clueless.

I Miss Your Laugh The Most......Click This

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

A Great American

Don't Be Afraid To Touch Yourself. He Encourages It.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Take A Bow


I Got My Tranny On And Listened To Some Old Madonna Jams. You Know Back When I Was Still A Virgin. I Love Madonna. But Her Slow Jams Is Where The Soft Part Of My Head Gets A Little Softer. I Love Her Slow Jams From The 90's. Her Dance Songs Can Make Me Seizure Like A Drag Queen While On E On Valentines Day. But Her This Song Really Takes Me Back To A Simpler Time. You Know When Madonna Had That Ranger For Latino And Posing Nude In Public. Yeah Those Were The Days...


Monday, December 13, 2010

YAY Stefon!


SNL's Weekend Update Has Been An Avenue For Many Break Out Characters. My Favorites From The Past Have Been Drunk Girl, Opera Man, David Patterson And The Gay Couple From New Jersey. But By Far My Favorite Has Been Resident New York City Guide Stefon! He's Like That Club Promoter That Sends You Mass Texts For Those Art Parties At A Loft In Brooklyn That Doesn't Seem To Ever End. Some Jewish Girl From Long Island Is Talking About Her Stepdad's House In Boca. While A Guy Dressed As A Human Carpet Let's Overweight Cokeheads Stomp All Over Him. That's Totes Stefon.






Stefon Is One Of Those Guys That's Always Ready To Party When Your Cat Dies. He'll Bring The Drugs, Finds The Glow Sticks And Endless Supply Of Anal Beads. I Love Stefon. I LOVE HIM! Bill Hader Portrays Him Exquisitely. But I've Met Bill On More Than One Occasion And He Just Looks Like The Grumpiest Man Ever. But I Love Him Regardless. He's A Great Impressionist And Stefon Brings That Old School Charm ,Where Laughing In A Scene Reminds You The Show IS LIVE.