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I Dedicate This To The Faggalas.....Enjoy My Tribute To My Slampigs......

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This Romantic Comedy Looks Terrible & Predictable Based Off It's Previous Trailers. Anne Hathaway Obvious Has Cancer And Jake's Penis Cures It. I Mean He Did Fix Reese Witherspoon And Ruined Kristin Dunst With That Dong So I'm Going To Assume It's Magical. The Fact My Mother Hates His Guts Means I Have To Dye My Hair Blonde Move To LA. Get A Jogging Habbit With My Dog In That Canyon Everyone Goes To, So We Can Bang And He Can Make My Troubles Go Away. Or I'll Become The Next Britney Spears Circa 2007...Again.


But With All This Penis Talk In This Trailer.....I'm In There Like Swimwear.

Even When He's Sneaking Out He's Smiling

Don't Be Afraid To Do This To My Face

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I'm Just A Fucked-Up Girl

I Am The Charlie Sheen Of Bridgehampton

Just When You Think Charlie Sheen Has Cleaned Up His Act Something Goes Wrong. Like His Mercedes Is Found At The Bottom Of A Cliff, Or The Day He Launches His Children's Clothing Line His Soon To Be Ex Wife Leaks His Sexual Habits To TMZ Or His Other Mercedes Gets Stolen And Found At The Bottom Of Another Cliff, Or His Terrible Show Got Picked Up For Another 5 Seasons Or Heidi Fleiss Named 14 Of  Her 78 Crazy Parrots Charlie.

YET Even With ALLLLLL Of That. He's Still Making Bank. Like Serious Bank. Not Even The Whole Cast Of Like All The CSI Shows Make As Much Money As You DO Charlie. I Heard His Show's Ratings Doubled After This Latest Porn Star Locked In A Closet Thing. Very R. Kelly Of You By The Way Charlie. Regurdless.

I Don't Hold This Againist Him. I'm Pretty Sure Him And I Could Be Really Good Friends Some Day. But I Doubt Either Of Us Will Be Living For That Much Longer. But People Like Us Are Kinda Like Cockroaches Or Nikki Sixx. We Live Forever Except For The Exception For Corey Haim That Was A Low Blow For The Monster Living Under A Bridge Theory.

In Conclusion

As Much As I Want To Change And Make The Progress To Change Something Out Of My Control Will Happen.

I Just Hope Someone Will Stop Stealing My Mercedes And Driving Them Off Cliffs.

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The Midget & The Mogul

Thank Chelsea Handler For This Little Duet

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