I Don't Want To Die.....Or Go Back To Jail

So Linds Is Off To Jail Soon, It's Really Upsetting Me. Jail Isn't a Nice Place Neither Is Rehab (Unless It Has a Pool And I Don't Mean a Kiddie Pool Filled With Green Jello.) Girlfriend Has Music Being Released, Movie Posters Exploiting Her And Her Dad Won't Reply To Any Of My Tweets......Shit Is Getting a Little Too Much Like "I Know Who Killed Me" Instead Of "Mean Girls"....Wait Maybe It'll Be Like Mean Girls Where Everyone Is Attracted To Her For Being New. They Talk Infectiously About Her, Copy Her And Then Try To Get Her Hit By a Bus. Sorry What Did I Just Say I Blacked Out From Not Breathing Again.

Hang Tough Girl. I LOVE YOU.

Celebrate The A Year

Today 23 Years Ago I Was Born To An Thai Woman & An Irish New Yorker. The Year Of The Rabbit Runs Deep In All The Children Of 87......."People born in the Year of the Rabbit are articulate, talented, and ambitious. They are virtuous, reserved, and have excellent taste. Rabbit people are admired, trusted, and are often financially lucky. They are fond of gossip but are tactful and generally kind. Rabbit people seldom lose their temper. They are clever at business and being conscientious, never back out of a contract. They would make good gamblers for they have the uncanny gift of choosing the right thing. However, they seldom gamble, as they are conservative and wise. They are most compatible with those born in the years of the Sheep, Pig, and Dog."

The SkinNy

Who Needs The Kardashians Or Whitney Port When You Have Joanna And Rachel? They're Hot, Single And Love Dick More Than I Do. "It's "The Hills" Meets Cheap Vodka & a Buffet!"  More Like "The City" Meets a Room Temperature Big Mac & a Bad Blow Job.

LIVA LA FREEDOM!

Motivational Speakers

WE'RE All Super Stars!

She's So Outrageous

Lindsay Lohan The One And Only True Belladonna Is 24 Today. Her Obsession With Marilyn Monroe Has Been Very Prescient In Much Of What She Does. Some Bloggers Have Suggested She Will Die Young Like Her Fallen Idol. In My Opinion She'll Probably Do The Opposite And End Up Like Lady Dame Liz Taylor. She'll Get Married 15 Times, Always Being Draped In White Diamonds And Come Out With Several Fragrances Before She Hits 60. We'll Be Loving LaLohan Deep Into Her 80's As She Continues To Update Us On Her Life Via Twitter For Many Generations To Come! Cheers! Liva La Lohan.