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Bitch You've Got Something In Your Hair..........









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Yesterday's News

WASP Halloween

It Seems Like Over The Years Easter Has Become More and More of a Candy Lover's Paradise Filled with Chocolate Bunnies & Marshmallow Peeps. I'm Not Really Apart of the Church Going Crowd, I'm Certainly No Maude Flanders. But Easter Has No Meaning to Me or The Children I Secretly Stalk. It's Probably the Only Time of the Year that Dirt Covered Knees On White Stockings is Acceptable. Egg Hunting Used to Be a Sporting Event But Now It's Seems like There's No Losers Except Diabetics. Here's Your Basket of Nail Polish,Matchbox Cars,Plastic Dreams and Stale Marshmallow Parts...........(50% off ALL EASTER CANDY TOMORROW)

One Step Ahead of The Hitman

One Late Night When I Was a Teen Things Got a Little Out Of Control (OOC), You Know One of Those Nights Your Never Suppose to Talk About Publicly Occurred While Watching This Disney Classic. I Blame My Love For The Street Rat Life. Let's Just Say The Movie Aladdin Gets Me Going.
It's like My Own Personal Blend of Crystal Meth. (Aladdin,Hercules,Mulan,The Little Mermaid) Even with the Racist filled Lyrics it's a Heart Pumper Through and Through.....( "where they'll cut of your ears if they don't like your face, it's barbaric but hey, it's home!" was Cut Out after the Arab Community got Wind of it) Even the Grubby Little Villain in The Beginning Talked About Bumping off Some Dudes for the Trinket Jafar Requested to Find the Cave of Wonders......

Patrick Star The Other White Meat

Patrick Star is a Dim Witted Starfish. He lives under the Sea.........But let's Pretend He Didn't.






I Know It's Shocking

Bieberific or DIE

Yesterday for April's Fools Bieber Fever Took Over Comedy Website Funny Or Die. Here's a Clip of His Take Over.

Bieber Takes Over from Justin Bieber

He's Cute But If This Little Guy Doesn't Grow Another Foot He'll End Up Like Drew Lachey Never Made It Because he was a Small Fry.....If Justin Does Grow He Could Be The Next Timberlake.

Make Me Wanna Die

Taylor Momsen received a lot of shit for her Smoking, Her Make up Choices, and Her Revealing Clothing. Girlfriend has some Great Legs So Why Hide them? The Evolution Of Taylor has been a Long Road. In My Opinion She Looks Like Most 16 year old Girls Living In New York.






But Her Band The Pretty Reckless Have Scored a Spot in The Kick Ass Sound Track.



I know Taylor writes Her own Music, Which I give her a lot of credit Bitch Is ONLY 16. (Side Note : Taylor was almost cast as Hanna Montana. I don't think Disney would Have allowed her to evolve)



Her sound is very Mature. Her Look When She performs Is very Courtney Love. Black Lace, Garters,and Risky Business Button Down Shirts....But I Haven't Always Been an Advocate for Little Miss Momsen. There was a Time That I Absolutely Hate Her. (Personal Fact: I Read All of The Gossip Girls Books) Her Character Jenny Humphrey was suppose to be this Mousy Girl with Brown Curly Hair and HUGE DD Breast. So I was NOT Team Jenny For 3 seasons, especially when Taylor decided to get That God Awful Mullet. Then She Decided To Become a Raccoon......But This Whole New Side of Her grew on me. Her Edginess Started to Be Apart of Her and Not Forced on like it had appeared in the past.



She gets my vote for being Hottest 16 Year Old Female.