Team Facelift Does it Big, Duh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFKgqeZuyEs


New York's Ruthless Do It again with their Latest Music Video. Dripping blood from their mouths can only make me wet. I love these BOYS SOOOO much!

New Gear

I'm Really Digging this Hellz Bellz Shirt It's very Rocky Horror/Rolling Stones. It's called the Hellz Floyd Tee. I'm totally jonesing for it.

Almost Better Than Rock Of Love Tour Bus

I love Vh1's Slut Feast Rock Of Love: Tour Bus it's the 3 attempt at Love for Aging Rocker Brett "Are My Extentions Showing?" Michaels. Don't get me wrong I love Brett. I have serious Daddy Issues. But his youngest contestant Kelsey Def didn't seem to have any. After a long night crying ontop of a Speed Bump in the back lot of a Concert Venue Big John Came to the Rescue to Escort Her to The End of her Tour. She was eliminated later that night for being a Childish Brat.



Farrah and Ashely

But this Week's Break Out Star was none other then My Girl Ashley. Best One Liners of ALLL TIME:
"Who eats Basil? ONLY LOSERS EAT BASIL" Or how she'd asked one of the girls to help microwave her tv dinner but proceed to whip it at the girl instead....AGH golden! Ashley was seen partying with Vh1's reject Heat and "co-star" Brittanya on some YouTube video. So my love her kinda dropped a spot or so, but time will tell how truly, truly outrageous she can be. We have a few more contestants left and totally the most EPIC Reunion show to come!

But the only reason I'm writing this is.Is to introduce you guys to 28 year old Sheyla Hershey. This wannabe actress/modelis the current record holder for the World's Largest Breast. Weighing at a full gallon of silicone, her 38 KKK are HUUUUGGE. They're totally bigger than Anna Nicole Smith's x5!



Check out her site
http://www.sheylahershey.net/

FUCK my Life

Fmylife.com has become an internet sensation....just like my beloved OverHeardinNewYork.com

FML is a website filled with annyomous stories about any topic ending with the phrase Fuck My Life.

I've found myself repeating this phrase on a regular basis.

here's my lastest favorite quotes

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with comdoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response: "Lucky you." FML

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

Today, I walked into my room to find my mom had made my bed and done my laundry, for which I thanked her with a hug. I laid down on the bed, stretched out my arms and realized my vibrator was still under the pillow where I had left it. FML

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML

My First Wedding Will Look LIke THIS

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=29965851

The following is a music video by Zebra. The Headman is Randy Jackson, he's my good bud's Dad. One drunken night I came across this 80's gem and automatically knew my First wedding would look like this......

Zebra "Bears"

Late Night Tv Is Golden

Sometimes I find myself Loving Late Night Tv.
Here's a little gem of Dirty HOT Homo Lovin'.

Team Facelift Invades Daily 10 again!

New York's Ruthless Invade every Television Set in America.
Fat Jew Teaches Us to Throw the Ultimate Oscar Bash with a few Cameos from Some old Pals.I swear after staring at this clip I could feel embryonic development starting in my infertile uterus. Here's my Whack attempt at being a cinematographer.