You Know You Love Me

Gossip Girl Stills From Season 4

At Dawn On A Cliff In New Mexico

All Alone In A Time Of Need

Tranny Love

My Favorite Tran Tran Just Celebrated Her Birthday On The 22nd. Misty Meaner Celebrated Life Like Any Other Tranny Would Darling......Drunk, Half Naked And Starving......

stage crashing pt 1 from daddy issues on Vimeo.

Always Say Thank You

What The Kids Are Watching

We Gonna Find You

Blood & Sex Don't Normally Mix Well

True Blood Is The Word.

Potter Rager

Confidence Is Everything

I Learn Many Life Lessons From The Movies I've Watched Over The Years. Right Now I'd Like To Focus On An Amazing Character Named King Julian. He's The King Lemar From The Lush Jungle Of Madagascar. He's Super Confident, Sexy And Makes Up His Own Rules As He Goes Along. I Want a Man That Will Tell Me What To Do, Ignore While I'm Pouring My Heart Out To Him And Then Show Me How He Loves To Whistle And Dance Flamboyantly. The Following Clip Shows Everything That Is King Julian.....Legendary In Every Way.

How To Be a Debra Gibson

We're Blonde And Tacky

First You Dress Like a Dead Icon.
Second You Get Photographed With A Tiffany Whose Pulling An Avril.
Third You Remember To Hold The Label Of Your 20th Scent Out.
At The After Party Get Completely Shittfaced And Dissed A Current Frienemy Or Ex-Boyfriend.
When Doing Interviews Always Disclose Secrets About Pregnant Friends Or Rehabbing Relatives.

This Just Screams Gross With a Dash Of Typical. I'm Shocked There Isn't a Extincted Monkey On Her Shoulder Or The Skeleton Of Elvis Presley. Oh Wait She's Dressed Like Marilyn Monroe So She's Covered.

Jennifer Love Huge Tits

Let's Say Back In The 90's You Were The Hottest Babe Around. Close Your Eyes And Imagine It......Crappy Boy Bands Like LFO Wrote a Song About You, Movies Were Written Around Your Hottness, Family Guy Had You Guest Star As Yourself And All The Men's Magazines Had Articles Ranking Your Tits.

But Now Your 30. You've Written a Book About Your Awful Dating Experiences And Made V a j a z  z   l   i n g a House Hold Name. Your Tits Aren't As Perky Anymore, Those Scary Movie Roles Aren't Rolling In As Much And You Never Did Any Action Flicks..... So There Isn't Some Cult Dedicated To You. (Your No Buffy...Sowwy)
Jenny, May I Call You Jenny? Of Course Not Your 30! Jennifer, You Recently Did a Movie About Being a Prozzy. I'd Applaud You, But The Movie Was On Lifetime...Television For Battered Woman. You've Been In Every Magazine During The Summer Issues About Your Issues With Your Body Mass Index. How Your Comfortable Being Whatever Weight Your But Then You Get Praise For Losing That Cottage Cheese Effect Off Your Ass. (Yet In Every Picture There's a Beach Ball Covering Your Ass) So Now Your Guest Starring In Law & Order: SVU As A College Student??? Bitch PLEASE.... That Audition For Gossip Girl Was For a Mother Role Not Blair's Best Friend.......DEBRA!


Oh Yeah That John Mayer Song Wasn't Really About You......

Morpheous's Daughter Has Some Major Issues With Daddy Poo. She's Making Me and Mackenize Philips Rethink Or Outlook On Life. Not Only Has Little Miss Montana Fishburne Had Always Wanted To Be a Porn Star. That's Like My Mom Biggest Fear That I'd Some Day Dream Of Releasing My First Sex Tape Because I Thought Kim & Paris Were Great Role Models.

She Was Rumored To Be Busted For Hooking Back In 2009. This Screams Debbie Because She's Not Leaking a Tape, She's Doing a Low Budget Porno With "Actors". Which Means Storylines, Good Lighting And Hopefully An Anal Scene For The Ages......She Doesn't Plan On Going The Tracy Lords Route....Like Becoming A Full Fledged Actress Afterwards. She Likes The Idea Of Watching Herself On Film....It Turns Her On. That's Like When Skinny Girls Throw Up After Eating They Feel Sexy And Confident. Montana Must Be Fishing For Complements About How Well She Sucks Dick On  A Global Level. (Fishing...See What I Did There?) Honey Your Proving You Hate Your Father, Your Comfortable With Your Sexuality And Flushing All Of Your Family's Accomplishments Down The Toilet Just For Some Fame. That's Basically What Kim K Did....Except Her Dad Was a One Of The Lawyers That Helped OJ Get Off....Not The Guy That Played Ike Turner.

So What Have We Learned?

Porn Is The Meat Rocket To Stardom.
Playmates Are Your Best Photo Opt.
Playing 18 At 30 Is Okay If You Have Big Tits.
AND Most Importantly Branding Yourself Is Always Key. (Remember Girls Labels Out)

Debbie Debbie Debbie.

I'm DEVI!

So Bill Clinton. My Bill Clinton, Mr. President......William Jefferson Clinton.


My Future Lover.


Was Is My Hometown Of Sag Harbor This Past Sunday. Hitting Up The Golden Pear and 7 eleven For Razors. How Did I Find Out? Did He Call Me? Did He Send Me An Email? No. I Had To Read About It In The New York Post. I'm SO Miz. Does This Mean I Have To Rip Out All The Pages In My Scrap Book With My Head Glued On To Hilary's Body? While Bill Is In A Sweet Embrace With Me? Abbbb So Lutely  NOT.

Bill Just Quit Playing Games With My Heart. (Backstreet Boys Reference)

New York Girls Are Suckers For British Accents

I Can Say I've Been a Sucker For Them. I Know Other Girls And Gays That Have Fallen For a Brit Here Or There. Some Have Even Gotten Tricked By Some New Zealand Hunks Too.....But Rumor Has It The Best Brit Is Coming Back To Town. Daniel Radcliffe Is Starring In Another Broadway Show. Is His Penis In It? NO? Then I Don't Really Care....AT ALL. Back In 2008 Harry Potter Let It All Hang Out In Equus. Something About a Horse Or Horse Penis....I Wasn't Really Paying Attention I Just Had My Camera On Zoom.
But Ladies and Faggalas....Danny Boy Is Totes Single And Totes Looking To Pound Out Some American Cucina. SOOOO Get It Girls.....It's Open Season.

Slut It OUT

The Asian Jesus Has Done It Again And Has Released His Latest Video Today On Youtube. Leather Face Has Been Laying Down The Hits With The Rest Of The Team Facelift Family. Enjoy This Gem From Our Brother!

Animated Porn Is The Future

What's That Smell?

This Video Explains Everything That Happened To Me This Weekend.....
Here Are Some Quotes

"I Just Imagine Her Body Is Mangled"

"Your The Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Of Dicking Sucking"

"I Picture There Being a Ceramic Cat."
"Oh You Didn't See The One On The Counter?"

"Please Compliment Him On His Penis"

"I Want You To Deep Throat This Pine Cone"

Xannax Or Cheese Whiz?

Are You a Demon From Hell Or Just My Ex-Girlfriend?

Team Facelift- Are You a Demon From Hell Or Just My Ex-Girlfriend? from The Fat Jew on Vimeo.