I Recently Got Rid of My Little Mermaid Hair. It Was Beyond Difficult For Me But It Was a Necessary Change To Get Me Outta Of My Funk. The Disney Classic Was a Staple In My Childhood Days. My Sister And Our Friends Would Pick Our Characters On The Sunday Morning After a Sleep Over. After The Pancakes and Milk We'd Get Our Sleeping Bags Around The Television Set And Perform As Ariel,Ursula and Sebastian. I Was Always Ariel and My Older Sister Was Ursula. (Especially When Ursula Becomes a Babe) Redheads Have Aroused Me For Decades But Ariel Just Really Got My Engine Going Every Time.
A Few Years Ago I Was Driving To The Store, I Was Skipping Through a Boat Load Radio Stations Then This One Radio Show Caught My Attention. After Arriving At My Destination, I Sat in My Champagne Colored Cruiser For 20 mins During That Hot Sticky Summer Day.
I Was So Wrapped Up In This Story. It Was About A College Student From Columbia University From The Early 90's The Pre-Internet Era.( Uggghh I Shutter To Imagine Such an Awful Place.....)Like Most Colleges Of It's Day Columbia Had a Voicemail System For Each Of It's Students. There Was a Voicemail Message That Became Infamous Across The Land In The 90's. Now This DiscJockey Wouldn't Play The Message But Continues To Blow Up It's Notoriety For a Quarter of an Hour. This Voicemail Became So Popular That Kids Had Made Remixes Of It, 12 Minute Long House Music Trance Songs Dedicated To It and a Whole Variety Show Was Inspired By It. This Radio Journalist Even Hunted Down Some Graduates Of Columbia To Ask Them About The Tape In Question. Most Started To Laugh Or Giggle While Reminiscing About Their Good Ole College Years.
He Eventually Found The Original Owner Of The Voicemail.
The Voicemail Goes Like This "You And The Little Mermaid Can Both Go Fuck Ya Selves...I Can't Find Your Books I Think There In La Hoya....BYEEEEEEE"Jonathan Goldstein Had Said "Bitch Squealer" And For Some Dominatrix Reasoning....I Had To Listen. To Here The Radio Show Click Here.
Now The Little Mermaid Has A Lot More Meaning To Me Then It Did As a Child. Sometimes There Are Some People Outside Of My Inner Circle That Know Of This Columbia Urban Legend And I'm So Thankful To The Joy It's Brought Me Over The Years.
Just Like The Movie and The Radio Show...My Mermaid Hair Had Brought Me Much Joy and Satisfactions. Now Without It I Feel Like The Mighty Samson I Have Fallen Without My Hair Which Had Blessed Me With Strength, Courage and Good Fortune. Damn You. Now I Feel Naked, Alone, Confused and Lost. Just Like Spring Break 2004 When I Woke Up Naked In The Woods From a Black Out.
The Following Will Be Fan Art Of The Little Mermaid And Photos Of Myself As Ariel/Jessica Rabbit On The Streets
This Is My Favorite Part of The Whole Movie That's Non Mermaid Related.
Please Read My Other Blog About Redheaded Cartoons Here
This Non-Scripted Tv Show Has Been The Talk Of The Town For Months Now. I'm Happy To Finally Show You The Trailers For This Show. All I Have To Say Is It Looks Like a Shit Show And I'm Nothing But Excited To See Some Of The Silliest People Of New York City Showcase Some of Their Best and Worst Attributes....It's a Guilty Pleasure That Will Be Deliciously Arousing.
My Oldest Sister Is The Original Fag Hag In My Life. She's a 4'11" Thai Woman With A Lot Of Californian Attitude. In The 90's Gays Were Everywhere in My Blossoming Flamboyant Life. All My Sister's Friends Were Beautiful Fabulous Fit Faggalas. We'd All Go To Their Perfectly Manicured Home In Fag Harbor,Pop In Their Vhs Copies Of Priscilla Queen Of The Desert,To Wong Fu Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar,The Birdcage and Margaret Cho Comedy Specials.I Learned From Priscilla Queen Of The Desert I To Never Mix Drugs While At Questionable Road Side Towns And That Even The Oldest Drag Queens Can Still Fall In Love. Oh And Sometimes When You Make Your Asian Wife Stay At Home While Your At The Pub With Three Trannies....She'll Come Down Their And Shoot Ping Pong Balls Outta Her Cooter Then Leave Town. That's What I Call An Independent Woman.
Something About Watching Drag Queens (and One Transsexual) Go On a Road Trip Cross Country To Perform a Cabaret Show Is Simply Unforgettable,Especially At 7 Years Old. Hugo Weaving Who Is Most Recognized For His Roles In The Matrix Films and V For Vendetta Really Warms Up My Icy Cold Heart In This Movie. And Guy Pearce Is Totes The Most Fish Tranny In This Movie As The Young, Obnoxious Self Entitled Felicia. She Tells Stories Of Her Pedophile Uncle, Gets Into Bar Fights And Paints Their Bus Making It a Target For Gay Bashers.
Just Like Priscilla Queen Of The Desert, To Wong Fu Thanks For Everything,Julie Newmar Is a Tale Of Two Experienced Performers.That Also Take a Naive Girl Running Out of Cross Country For a Huge Drag Competition.( Except This Time They Get Stuck In a Podunk Town Instead Of a The Deserts Of Australia.) While These New York Drag Queens Are On Their Quest To Win a Contest In Hollywood Their Vintage Cherry Red Cadi Breaks Down. While Taking Refuge From a Homophobic Redneck Cop,Vida Boheme,Noxeema Jackson And Little Miss Chi Chi Herself Transforms This Sad Little Out Into Trannyville USA! Tres Fab!
I Always Thought This Was An Edgy Movie For All The Actors Involved. Patrick Swayze Went From Dirty Dancing and Ghost To Pumps and Wigs. His Natural Beauty and Poise Really Brought Out Vida's Classic Charm. Before Wesley Snipes Was Killing Vampires As The Daywalking Slayer Blade, His Biceps Were Ripping Up Several Chiffon Dresses. Then There Was John Leguizamo, What a Beautiful Hot Mess He Turned Out To Be? I Never Knew Luigi From Super Mario Bros Could Portray a Spot On Rosie Perez.
Oh.........N o x e e m a...........This Is JUST ALL WRONG Honey!
Free Your Inner Panther Vida
Work Those Dancer Legs Like You Need That Money! Ugh
A True American Tale Of Acceptance and Appreciation Goes a Long Way. And No Matter How Much People Hate You For What You Are, Just Keep Your Best Skirts Handy And Always Use Superabundant Supply Of Blush.
The Birdcage Was Based Off Of a French Play Entitlted La Cage Aux Follies. Back When I Was a Senior In High School I Had a Huge Project For My Dramatic Arts Class. I Had Already Seen The Birdcage a 1,000 Times,That I Improvised My Oral Presentation.(I'm A Pro).....Anyway It Wasn't Until Summer Before Last Did I Keep Running Into Nathan Lane That I Had To Tell Him How Much The Birdcage Changed My Life. He Naturally Laughed and Walked Into The Men's Locker Room Blushing.
The Birdcage Is a About Val The Straight Son,Of The a Gay Nightclub Owner. His Father Armand Goldman Portrayed by Robin Williams Whose Partner Is Albert (Nathan Lane) Is Also The Headliner Performer At The Club As Starina. Val Arrives At The South Beach Home To Announce His Engagement To Babara Keeley. She's The Daughter Of Uber Conservative Senator and Vice President of the Committee for Moral Order Kevin Keeley. The Goldmans Do Everything They can To Have The Picture Perfect Family Dinner. But When Val's Birth Mother Gets Caught Up In Traffic It's Starina To The Rescue.
The Goldman's Transform Everything About Their Home Just In Time For The Keeley's Visit. Even Agador The Flamboyant Cabana Boy Butler Has To Wear Shoes And Stop Sneaking Around In Albert's Wigs. But Paparazzi Get Wind Of The Senator's Location After a Scandal Rocked His Upcoming Campaign. The Keeley's And Goldman's Had To Pull Off an Epic Escape Out of South Beach. Nothing Says Epic Like TRANNIES TRANNIES AND MORE TRANNIES!
My Favorite Highlight in The Movie Has To Be When They All Sit Down For Dinner. The One Thing They Forget To Put Away Were These Greek/Roman Inspired Bowls Of Naked Olympians Wrestling Naked. Much Like These Vases.
I'm Glad To Announce My Predictions For RuPaul's Drag Race. Logo's Smash Hit Show Is Back For It's Second Season With an Array Of Beautiful Ladies. My Personal Favorite Is Raven. WE've Recently Became Friends On Facebook And I've Confessed My Love and Admiration For Her Divaness. If She Doesn't Win I'll Surely Think She'd Been Robbed Of a Lifetime Supple Of Make Up and The Crown As America's Next Drag Queen Super Star! In My Personal Opinion She Has The Best Make Up Techniques, Wigs and Sass. Sure Their Are Other Girls That Have Different Skills That Are Fundamental To Being a Drag Queen. Like Pandora Box, She Has a Spunky Personality, Has Many Different Characters Under Belt and Cuts & Sews Majority If Not All Of her Outfits. But Her Style Is A Little Too Showbiz Drag Queen And Not Elegant Like My Girl Raven.
Much Like That Other Modeling Show With That Other Tranny, Drag Race Is a Competition. The First Challenge Can Be Dressing Up a RuPaul Barbie To Look Like a Hooker,a Photo Shoot Washing a Car While Still Looking Fierce, To Eating Bull Testicles, Or a Commercial/Screen Test. Then It's Off To The Runway Honey, And You Better WORK IT. Put That Bass In Your WALK! And The Bottom Two Dolls Have To Lip Sync For Their LIVES. Then The Less Then Perfect Performer Has To Sashay Away.
Raven Doing Her Best Cher "Gypsy Cheats and Thieves"
Introducing The Sultry Sonique. This Babe Has Some True Southern Comfort And Attitude To Match. She Has The Flawless Cheekbones and a Sharp Tongue To Match. This Girl Knows How To Voice Her Mind Against These Other Divas.
Miss Tyra Sanchez Is America's Sweet Heart. She's Thee Baby Of The Group That Also Happens To Be a Father....A Paradox I Know. But Is She Ready To The Next Big Star
Jessica Wild Is The Latina Mammacita That Can Barely Speak a Lick Of English But She Does Have a Wonderful Spirit And Happens To Have A Bodacious Booty.
Pandora Boxx Here With Guest Judge Kathy Griffin. Her Natural Humor And Sewing Skills Have And Will Take Her Very Far In The Competition.
For The Other Queens I'm Not Going To Talk Shit Of Any Of The Ladies I May Not Love. Who Wants To Mess With a Queen Wearing 7 Inch Heels and a Nasty Attitude? So Good Luck Ladies!
But If I'm Going To Talk About Drag Queens I Have To Talk About The Ultimate Queen Of The Scene.....Miss Amanda Lepore. The Original Icon. She's Influenced Photographers, Fashion Designers, And Artist Alike. Not Only Is She a Gorgeous But Talented Too. Amanda Is a Singer and Stage Performer.
The Best Thing About Amanda Is Her Fearlessness. She Is a Courageous and Strong Woman. No Wonder She's Been The Face Behind MAC Cosmetics and Heatherette. And The Girl Has a Good Walk For The Runway. She's Ageless and Breathtakingly Ravishing.
I Unintentionally Cause All Sorts of Drama & an All-American Heart Breaker. My Sweater Collection Would Make Punk-Brewster Weep. Liza Minnelli and I Are Currently In The Middle Of a Mammoth Competition For Best Sequined Dresses Collected.
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