Tonight's Gonna Be a GOOD night!

This Past Weekend My Older Sister Went Down The Aisle For The 1st Time.....I Kid, I Kid. We All Hope It's The 1st and Last Time For Her. Because There Was WAY Too Many Thai Woman In One Room! There Was a Schedule Cage Match For Who Was Going Home With The Most Center Pieces. All The Bride's Maids Looked Phenomenal and Didn't Trip Or Fart While Doing Any Maid Duties. I Read Led Zepplin's Thank You During the Ceremony Which Was Difficult. My Sister Just Looked So Epic and When I'd Look Up From My Parchment I Caught Her Eye.....The Tears Just Rolled Down My Face and Those Several Hours Of Make Up Were Just Completely Wasted! One of the Great Characters of The Evening Was This Short Older Man. Let's Call Him Neil,He Was The Wedding Coordinator and I Believe He Was Extremely Hard of Hearing.Is That The Right Term? Well Neil Was Pushy Yet Very Passive. He'd Yell At You To Get Into Your Assigned Spot But Then Would Walk Away in The Middle Of Rehearsal. I Mean He Was a Professional So He Had To Be Right? Right? I'm Sure You'll Notice Him In My Clips From The Party.

Great Advertisements Make Me Moist

The University of The Streets Part III

Street Artwork Consumes My Time When I'm Roaming the Streets.

The University of The Streets Part II

Ave A Sushi Features Many Artists and Expectational Pieces of Work. Here Are Some Of My Uber Favorites From The Kings of Pop Exhibit.

The University of The Streets

Recently Made a Short Business Trip To Mother Manhattan To Take Care Of Some Untreated Legal Issues....But In The Progress I Ran Into Some Of My Favorite Creeps Of The Night. Not Only Did I Dance and Have Some Serious Sessions of Real Talk I Enjoyed Some Art Work and Copious Amounts Of Delicious Sushi....PERF! Here's Some Pics and Video Clips

Cancun 99?

As My Mother and I Become Comfortable Having Mature Content Conversations, It's Hard For Me To Keep a Straight Face When She is So Determined to Get Sexual Content Through My Head. As If I'm Unaware of Strong Sexual Content in Campaigns.

The Topic Was a Comerical For Minute Maid Juice. I'm Sure You've Seen it and If You're a Major Creep Like Myself YOU TOTES LOVES IT!
My Mother (66 year old Thai Goddess) Finally Realized What The Ad Was All About. Then As If We Were On The Dating Game Or a Newly Wed Game Show She Insisted I Write Down What I Thought The Ad Was About. It's a Pretty Cut and Dry Fail-Rewind-Success Ad Spot. It's Hard To Think It Could Be Anything Else Besides What Is In This Short Comerical.... Regardless ENJOY