http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=29965851
The following is a music video by Zebra. The Headman is Randy Jackson, he's my good bud's Dad. One drunken night I came across this 80's gem and automatically knew my First wedding would look like this......
Zebra "Bears"
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Late Night Tv Is Golden
Sometimes I find myself Loving Late Night Tv.
Here's a little gem of Dirty HOT Homo Lovin'.
Team Facelift Invades Daily 10 again!
New York's Ruthless Invade every Television Set in America.
Fat Jew Teaches Us to Throw the Ultimate Oscar Bash with a few Cameos from Some old Pals.I swear after staring at this clip I could feel embryonic development starting in my infertile uterus. Here's my Whack attempt at being a cinematographer.
Fat Jew Teaches Us to Throw the Ultimate Oscar Bash with a few Cameos from Some old Pals.I swear after staring at this clip I could feel embryonic development starting in my infertile uterus. Here's my Whack attempt at being a cinematographer.
Monday, February 23, 2009
TOKI AND FONDA
I love our Family Outings.
Bagels in midtown in my Silk Leopard Bathrobe isn't big News.
But us being a Family is Mega Ultra Sweet! And Also.....at this point in our Relationship I can never lie to you about anything.
Tots
Love YOU
Friday, February 13, 2009
TROUBLEEEEE
Trouble received his album this week.
He's this rad guy I met through Team Facelift Last Winter at this Epic Show at Hiro.
Trouble or Trevor Andrew was a mainstream snowboarder but after blowing out his knee back in 04 he focused on music. He has this sound that's mad retro yet modern. I really dig his presence, It's all about presence for me. He really brings it when he performs.
Well Luckily for me I got a double dose of Trouble on Tuesday 2/10/09.
He had his album release party at his sponsor's Flagship store. (Burton's
106 Spring Street) Then Performed with many other artist at Santos Party House. I've seen majority of the guys the year before at Hiro but there were some new faces that really brought the heat. Mano,Hollywood and Jofo were killing it.
At the Burton Flagship Store there was a raffle for New Gear and a Custom Made Snowboard that Trouble designed. The first 100 guest got some free hats and posters....I totally copped this dope lime green ski cap.
Trouble opened up with my favorite song Bang Bang. The music video was playing in the background as he performed for us boozos. I give him mad props for crushing a case filled with Skateboard wheels and falling off the counter yet continuing singing without skipping an effing beat. I'm glad he still has those quick reflexes.
Dear Blog-o-Sphere
Hi Friends,
Things have been getting kinda weird.
So I was on this sober kick that only lasted 15 full days, you see.
Anyway I decided I have to video tape my antics. Especially when I'm blacked out or slightly shitfaced. I just amaze myself. Okay that sounds mad whack but hear me out.
Today while walking down 4th street this tall black gent was over heard saying
"Yo who wants to know where dat reefer at? I mean who wants to know? WHEEERRRA DAT REEFFER AT" No? that's not good enough? Okay
Same street moments later a different black gent was over heard saying..."Steaks! Come get your Juicy Steaks! Tender Loin, Pork Chops..." No? It seemed odd at the time.
Okay I think I got one worth recording.
Two nights ago I was coming home from FJ's Cribos.
The second he dipped out of our car I started crying hysterically crying for 20 mins until we reached the casa. Then while home I ran upstairs to our rooftop alone to scream at New York City for all the misguided adventures he's created.
Several minutes later I show up at our door with every floor mat in our whole apartment building.....
My Roommate convinced me to put them back but it wasn't an easy task(I assure you). Then after misplacing all the floor mats to all the wrong apt doors I plopped my sweet Asian ass on the floor stared at my laptop.I pealed my black sequins cocktail dress off and continued to Sit there naked whimpering at my little tiny laptop.
I mumble to myself "I need to change". Stumbled to my room wrap myself in my silk leopard bathrobe and pass out snoring. I don't snore but apparently it was loud enough to keep My Roommate Entertained for decades.
Things have been getting kinda weird.
So I was on this sober kick that only lasted 15 full days, you see.
Anyway I decided I have to video tape my antics. Especially when I'm blacked out or slightly shitfaced. I just amaze myself. Okay that sounds mad whack but hear me out.
Today while walking down 4th street this tall black gent was over heard saying
"Yo who wants to know where dat reefer at? I mean who wants to know? WHEEERRRA DAT REEFFER AT" No? that's not good enough? Okay
Same street moments later a different black gent was over heard saying..."Steaks! Come get your Juicy Steaks! Tender Loin, Pork Chops..." No? It seemed odd at the time.
Okay I think I got one worth recording.
Two nights ago I was coming home from FJ's Cribos.
The second he dipped out of our car I started crying hysterically crying for 20 mins until we reached the casa. Then while home I ran upstairs to our rooftop alone to scream at New York City for all the misguided adventures he's created.
Several minutes later I show up at our door with every floor mat in our whole apartment building.....
My Roommate convinced me to put them back but it wasn't an easy task(I assure you). Then after misplacing all the floor mats to all the wrong apt doors I plopped my sweet Asian ass on the floor stared at my laptop.I pealed my black sequins cocktail dress off and continued to Sit there naked whimpering at my little tiny laptop.
I mumble to myself "I need to change". Stumbled to my room wrap myself in my silk leopard bathrobe and pass out snoring. I don't snore but apparently it was loud enough to keep My Roommate Entertained for decades.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
My 25 things
1) I hate Cheerleader, Dancing, Basketball and Meg Ryan Movies.
2) I tried being sober. It only lasted 15 full days. Then I went to a Blood St show and drank and drank and drankkkkkkkkk.
3) I've only had sex standing up twice. It might have been in a shower.
4) "I'm gonna take you back to my bunk bed" is probably the best line ever.
5) I know someone with BUTT Implants and Yes she is Asian. Every time I see her, My eyes go straight to her Ass.
6) I weep ever so softly every time I hear the Into to Mixed Emotions by Team Facelift.
7) Clear Heels Make My Clit Harddddddd.
8) Real Talk I was in a tattoo parlor on St. Marks ready to get a Team Facelift Tattoo but the Receptionist STRAIGHT Up wouldn't let me because Jesse Zorski was Wreaking Of Booze from the Night Before......
9) I cry during the movies a League of Their Own and Beaches (yeah that Bette Midler Jump Off)- Not gonna lie that's tots homo
10) My favorite thing to do on a nice afternoon is to heckle all the squatters at Tompkin Square with 50 cent Hj's.....then go to St. Dyphenous with Emily, Ryland and Jason and make jokes about How Cheap I Am as Prozzy.....
11) I cooked pork fried rice naked for these two dudes once at 5 am. The next morning I totally found a huge chewed up piece of blue wringley gum in the wok and I had oil burns on place that Most Defitnetly Does Not Enjoy Extreme Heat.
12) My Older Brother Was Given the American Name Tom. Now Both my Sisters are Engaged to Or got Knocked up by Dudes name Tom. I refuse to Date Guys with That Name.....
13) My Goal In life is to Marry Danilo Gallinari. He's tots 6'10" and I'm pretty sure Italian sounds better when there's a balled up dirty sock in his mouth.
14) Emily Ott is always Awful. She also is the one that taught me how to say "Penis in my Vagina" in 12 languages....THANKKS
15) One of my older sister used to make dog food cakes for our dogs and then she'd make me "try it" first........BITCH jk
16) My favorite part of Holiday Parties is when My Mom Takes off her Bra.
17) The first time I went back To Thailand I had a Buzzcut. All my relatives made me show them my Cash and Prizes to prove I was a girl. Years Later Doctors Discovered this was the root of majority of My Penis Envy Issues.
18) Jason Bartnett farted in my face once when my mouth was open....Let's just say I never vomitted like that before that night.
19) I have Serious Daddy Issues.
20) Monica Lewinsky is my Hero
21) My Mom Lost me in Japan once. Well it was Epcot Japan. But still it was New Years 2000 and I get mad bad panic attacks ....I'm like a gazelle when it sees a Lion...I just bugg out and cry...
22) I was 6 years old when I tried my first cigerette. My older sister said she punched me if I didn't.
23) I was raised by 5 Angry Asian Woman....in the Only Irish Pub-Thai Food Restaurant in the Tramptons.......(that's me in a nutshell)
24) I had sex in the VIP Lounge at La Playa....Thankfully I wasn't alone that time. Oh yeah the Dj was totally staring at me the whole time.....
25) When I was 17 I came back from Thailand with 8 extra Piercings and a massive Back Tattoo that got me written off Chinda's Will....But It gave me a Great Reason To Flash My tits at Parties Senior Year.....a) because I had nothing to lose b) my nipples were made cute with jewelery and c) I had to do something to distract people from the fact I just tazered them with the tazer gun I smuggled from Bangkok d) Did i mention my nipples were pierced? Omg they were so much cuter then. But now my nipples are like crazy sensitive and Sometimes I pinch other people's nipples so they'll pinch mine back....strictly at Tranny Bingo tho.
2) I tried being sober. It only lasted 15 full days. Then I went to a Blood St show and drank and drank and drankkkkkkkkk.
3) I've only had sex standing up twice. It might have been in a shower.
4) "I'm gonna take you back to my bunk bed" is probably the best line ever.
5) I know someone with BUTT Implants and Yes she is Asian. Every time I see her, My eyes go straight to her Ass.
6) I weep ever so softly every time I hear the Into to Mixed Emotions by Team Facelift.
7) Clear Heels Make My Clit Harddddddd.
8) Real Talk I was in a tattoo parlor on St. Marks ready to get a Team Facelift Tattoo but the Receptionist STRAIGHT Up wouldn't let me because Jesse Zorski was Wreaking Of Booze from the Night Before......
9) I cry during the movies a League of Their Own and Beaches (yeah that Bette Midler Jump Off)- Not gonna lie that's tots homo
10) My favorite thing to do on a nice afternoon is to heckle all the squatters at Tompkin Square with 50 cent Hj's.....then go to St. Dyphenous with Emily, Ryland and Jason and make jokes about How Cheap I Am as Prozzy.....
11) I cooked pork fried rice naked for these two dudes once at 5 am. The next morning I totally found a huge chewed up piece of blue wringley gum in the wok and I had oil burns on place that Most Defitnetly Does Not Enjoy Extreme Heat.
12) My Older Brother Was Given the American Name Tom. Now Both my Sisters are Engaged to Or got Knocked up by Dudes name Tom. I refuse to Date Guys with That Name.....
13) My Goal In life is to Marry Danilo Gallinari. He's tots 6'10" and I'm pretty sure Italian sounds better when there's a balled up dirty sock in his mouth.
14) Emily Ott is always Awful. She also is the one that taught me how to say "Penis in my Vagina" in 12 languages....THANKKS
15) One of my older sister used to make dog food cakes for our dogs and then she'd make me "try it" first........BITCH jk
16) My favorite part of Holiday Parties is when My Mom Takes off her Bra.
17) The first time I went back To Thailand I had a Buzzcut. All my relatives made me show them my Cash and Prizes to prove I was a girl. Years Later Doctors Discovered this was the root of majority of My Penis Envy Issues.
18) Jason Bartnett farted in my face once when my mouth was open....Let's just say I never vomitted like that before that night.
19) I have Serious Daddy Issues.
20) Monica Lewinsky is my Hero
21) My Mom Lost me in Japan once. Well it was Epcot Japan. But still it was New Years 2000 and I get mad bad panic attacks ....I'm like a gazelle when it sees a Lion...I just bugg out and cry...
22) I was 6 years old when I tried my first cigerette. My older sister said she punched me if I didn't.
23) I was raised by 5 Angry Asian Woman....in the Only Irish Pub-Thai Food Restaurant in the Tramptons.......(that's me in a nutshell)
24) I had sex in the VIP Lounge at La Playa....Thankfully I wasn't alone that time. Oh yeah the Dj was totally staring at me the whole time.....
25) When I was 17 I came back from Thailand with 8 extra Piercings and a massive Back Tattoo that got me written off Chinda's Will....But It gave me a Great Reason To Flash My tits at Parties Senior Year.....a) because I had nothing to lose b) my nipples were made cute with jewelery and c) I had to do something to distract people from the fact I just tazered them with the tazer gun I smuggled from Bangkok d) Did i mention my nipples were pierced? Omg they were so much cuter then. But now my nipples are like crazy sensitive and Sometimes I pinch other people's nipples so they'll pinch mine back....strictly at Tranny Bingo tho.
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